mark iii suit ❦ [ text + two encyptions ]

[starked]

we might have a problem.

[ normally tony wouldn't bring this up at all, but creepy red smile thing is really fucking creepy and this is some shit out of a horror film. ]

not a demon problem, because unless i'm wrong winchester and the angel thing have that dealt with. was going to mention this before that came up, but not all of us can split our attention between two things. actually most of you can't.

right, though, problem of the ship variety.

[ and then an attachment entitled i am a smile and i am creepy is sent to everyone's device. ]

i know what you're going to say, tony you made the creepy smiling thing mad. you're going to get us all killed. no, i'm not. what i did was discover something kind of important. the good ship tranquility is watching us. and as much as i'm cool with being watched, kind of want to know who the fuck is watching me on this huge ship. weirdly enough.


i know you two are watching everything. what do you say about this?

[ finally tony adjusts his device to video and if they pay attention, they see that he's in his suit. it's a bit of a way to intimidate them, but he's not going to come right out and say it. ]

Okay, whatever, you two are in charge along with Kirk. I don't care, if that's one of you two, I want to know. Everyone does, but I'm the one who asked the questions and got the answer so I get the first answer.

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TEXT | iron man and black widow | it just happened okay! i could help it at all

[starked]

there's a lot personality assessments don't tell you. even if you're the one who makes them.

[ and then there's a pause before he sends this: ]

i'm reading that as you like me. i KNEW i'd grow on you eventually. i might even be willing to put aside the fact that you lied to help these feelings of like you have.

TEXT | iron man and black widow | don't apologize i love it!

[widowing]

[ oh god she immediately regrets typing out those words. ]

read it however you want.

TEXT | iron man and black widow | well then good! and lord this conversation.

[starked]

see it's not fun when you're not going GOD TONY I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT WAY. i'm imagining a frown on your face right now. possibly latin curse words being tossed in my general direction.

TEXT | iron man and black widow | it's both beautiful and terrible

[widowing]

you're going to think what you want in spite of my protests, so in the interest of saving time i decided not to make any.

[ gdi stark you're not supposed to know her that well. (russian curses, actually, frustration causes her to lapse into her mother tongue.) ]

TEXT | iron man and black widow | and come canon update time even more hilarious

[starked]

but you want to make some. it's okay, natasha, i get it. my unique brand of charm finally won you over to the tony stark is badass side.