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we might have a problem.

[ normally tony wouldn't bring this up at all, but creepy red smile thing is really fucking creepy and this is some shit out of a horror film. ]

not a demon problem, because unless i'm wrong winchester and the angel thing have that dealt with. was going to mention this before that came up, but not all of us can split our attention between two things. actually most of you can't. right, though, problem of the ship variety.

[ and then an attachment entitled i am a smile and i am creepy is sent to everyone's device. ]

i know what you're going to say, tony you made the creepy smiling thing mad. you're going to get us all killed. no, i'm not. what i did was discover something kind of important. the good ship tranquility is watching us. and as much as i'm cool with being watched, kind of want to know who the fuck is watching me on this huge ship. weirdly enough.

i know you two are watching everything. what do you say about this?

[ finally tony adjusts his device to video and if they pay attention, they see that he's in his suit. it's a bit of a way to intimidate them, but he's not going to come right out and say it. ]

Okay, whatever, you two are in charge along with Kirk. I don't care, if that's one of you two, I want to know. Everyone does, but I'm the one who asked the questions and got the answer so I get the first answer.

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theres nothin wwrong wwith my blood purple is fuckin aristocratic as hell im practically fuckin royalty
actually no im not practically
i am fuckin royalty im a coddamn prince so showw some fuckin respect

maybe wwe all think you might bring it dowwn because youre the one wwhos fuckin wwith it an postin about it like hey ship look i am proud a wwhat i did

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fuck that shit you need blood to be seen as an aristocrat ha ha ha ha i have red blood and i'm a king i win this fucking contest actual royalty goddamn KING RANKS ABOVE PRINCE ship hasn't said hi and fuck you i can be proud of talking to this thing that was hard work getting it to stay undisconnected as long as it did bacon dude flirted with it and was aiming for a date

bein a human king isnt the same as bein the prince a hope so dont evven try to compare the twwo theyre completely different

are you fuckin serious someone is hittin on it
wwhy
wwould you do that

the prince a hope OF HOPE???? seriously my grammar puts me above you in the ranking automatically sorry to say because you think getting it on with some anonymous thing is hot also he's a little off his rocker so that might be wwhy

ok first of all i knoww howw to use proper grammar i do it all the time just not in actual textual convversations on the netwwork because this is my quirk
an look its all wwell an good if you wwanna imitate us trolls wwe are kind a fuckin awwesome after all but dont steal my quirk its really fuckin offensivve an not to mention it makes you look lazy

an that is a fuckin awwful thing i dont like knowwin theres someone on this ship whos that fuckin unstable

well that's bullshit man at least i try minus like capitalization and three of the other trollolos don't have quirks like this :( and l m a o no see if i wanted to imitate you i'd actually do it consistently sorry to say you're not cool enough to earn my time i don't fucking know man he just decided to flirt with it and it was weird and look he was talking about bacon so whatever

they dont really i didnt fuckin notice the fact that other trolls wwho arent me dont havve my quirk or text color or anythin like that
thats a fuckin mystery solvved right there you really took my mind off a that one
thanks for informin me

thats really fuckin disconcertin has he seen the ships psychiatrist i think thats the kind a thing they wwant to knoww about

a) someone has to be a motherfucking genius and tell trollolos like you that they've solved the mystery and you can go right the fuck home now b) missing the point because they use proper grammar even with the colors idk if he has or not i didn't talk to him because i didn't want any bacon nor did i feel like messing with that dumb code

if i could go home i wwould

[oops there's a tender spot IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A MIRACLE TONY HASN'T HIT MORE OF THEM SINCE ALL OF ERIDAN IS A TENDER WOUND but somehow he got this far. Congrats Tony!!!!]

[ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!! god this entire mess of conversations is tony stark unlocking achievements 101. ]

pretty sure that's the case with everyone unless you're dead at home but i'm not

[C'MON STARK go for the combo you've got a 2x going let's see how scott pilgrim you can get]

evven if wwere dead that doesnt mean wwe dont wwant to go back
if anythin it means wwe wwanna go home the most because wwe cant

so you're dead at home, aren't you or you know someone who is your princely life has to suck if you want to be dead more than you want to be on a creepy ship alive and ps it doesn't mean that you do unless you have a death wish little spoiler: if you're dead you probably want to stay some place where you're alive just. saying.

[ WOW TONY IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN- actually no he's not. oh please let him get 3x. ]

oh my cod do you not understand anythin anyone says to you about anythin
i mean i knoww most a you people are fuckin thick but seriously
im sayin maybe wwe havve more desire to go home than any a you because wwe really cant because then wwe wwould be dead

i mean id be in a dream bubble but obvviously i dont havve a fuckin death wwish wwho evven has that

[GENERIC ANGER TRIGGER FOR A 3X COMBO]

i do, it's just a lot of fun seeing you react like this like i'm lol-ing over here a lot calm down seriously also genius you're talking to right here so yeah no on the dumb part no really this is really dumb seriously in a hypothetical land where i'm dead at home i'd like to stay where for whatever reason i'm living also a lot of people people who poke things with sticks that might hurt them people who don't like themselves i don't know

but youre not dead so you dont knoww howw any one a us might feel about it
this place sucks an yeah sure im alivve here wwoo fuckin hoo but im also stuck here
ill nevver see my hivve again or play a game of flarp or anythin like that
evven if im alivve here that doesnt mean this is my favvored fuckin outcome maybe i wwant to go home an be alivve again an not stupid an dead but i cant so fuck off

also those people dont havve death wwishes they just like to court danger an disaster an thats a stupid thing to do

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