ataraxion | mark iii suit ❦ [ text + two encyptions ]

we might have a problem.

[ normally tony wouldn't bring this up at all, but creepy red smile thing is really fucking creepy and this is some shit out of a horror film. ]

not a demon problem, because unless i'm wrong winchester and the angel thing have that dealt with. was going to mention this before that came up, but not all of us can split our attention between two things. actually most of you can't. right, though, problem of the ship variety.

[ and then an attachment entitled i am a smile and i am creepy is sent to everyone's device. ]

i know what you're going to say, tony you made the creepy smiling thing mad. you're going to get us all killed. no, i'm not. what i did was discover something kind of important. the good ship tranquility is watching us. and as much as i'm cool with being watched, kind of want to know who the fuck is watching me on this huge ship. weirdly enough.

i know you two are watching everything. what do you say about this?

[ finally tony adjusts his device to video and if they pay attention, they see that he's in his suit. it's a bit of a way to intimidate them, but he's not going to come right out and say it. ]

Okay, whatever, you two are in charge along with Kirk. I don't care, if that's one of you two, I want to know. Everyone does, but I'm the one who asked the questions and got the answer so I get the first answer.

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Well. That's lovely.

Edited 2012-05-05 05:07 (UTC)

...better than the huh i got out of caffrey. any other interesting comments you'd like to share with the class?

I'll settle for being better than Caffrey any day.

I'm probably too jaded for anything more interesting.

dick measuring contest between two guys who like suits. almost feel like i should make popcorn. yeah, the demons did a lot of making people jaded. unless you already came here like that.

You should see what happens when I get into a literal dick measuring contest.

I was jaded before. Despite their best efforts, the demons could hardly improve on some of the things I've seen.

let me guess, you're hiding a monster cock. slightly tmi, but good for you. you're not the only jaded fuck on the ship. starting to think the ship actually looks for them.

I wouldn't call it a monster, but I'll take the compliment. I was referring more to what those contests tend to devolve into. Have you ever had a serious argument over a centimeter?

You may be right. Then again, there seem to be a few relatively innocent people milling among the crowd of bitter old government operatives, secret agents, space captains and spies.

you'd be surprised how many times i've had that argument. sometimes over dicks and other times over other things. a centimeter of difference can mean a lot of things. i know three of those. who's the cranky and bitter and old operative?

Right, you're a technology person. Makes sense in context.

I actually have no idea, but I figure there must be one or two on board. If not, we can replace it with bitter old alien catchers. Although I'm not all that old.

has nothing to do with tech. literally i've gotten into dick measuring contests. slightly drunk when i did but eh. alien catcher. for the record, that has got to be the weirdest job i think i've ever heard anyone have. and...i've heard about a lot of different jobs.