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ataraxion2011-12-10 08:38 pm
uncodlyawwesome) wrote in ataraxion2011-12-10 08:38 pm
[text + pictures] eridans guide to aliens
ok listen up ivve only got so much fuckin time i can wwaste on you people
theres been some confusion here wwith this wwhole alien vs human thing
by the wway humans are aliens too you knoww just think about that
an i figure its time to fuckin set some a this straight
for the record im not an artist an these are undeniably shitty i knoww that
drawwin is more neps thing but shes not here
i think
so im takin control
ok look
most a you are humans or wwhatevver an youre pretty much the reason i havve to make this announcement in the first fuckin place
wwe get it you think you are so fuckin special an unique an there are no other alien races out there
but guess wwhat swweetcheeks youre fuckin wwrong
there are thousands a races not just humans
an starin at us like wwere some kind a freakshoww is just plain incongruous
so let me set the record straight
this is wwhat trolls look like generally speakin
that includes me an like one other person on this stupid ship but wwhatevver point stands
there are twwelvve of us that are still around
thirteen actually but again wwhatevver
an wwe are an endangered species so fuckin treat us wwith some respect
wwe havve horns gray skin an fangs wwhich is apparently intimidatin but seriously
im not gonna fuckin abduct you or be a commie or wwhatevver you wwere talkin about
you knoww wwho you are
some trolls are better than others an havve impeccable fashion sense
wwhich is wwhy these jumpsuits are a travvesty
an also fins on our face an gills because wwere aquatic
seadwwellers are knowwn to be fuckin badass so just keep that in mind
this guy is also like an alien i guess wwhatevver either wway hes fuckin terrifyin
dont get me wwrong hes ok noww an is on our side so its all good
but still id shore as shit keep a fuckin distance there betwween you an him
noww i knoww there are other races around here but to be fuckin honest i havvent bothered talkin to any a you so if you wwant me to throww a heads up in here let me knoww an i think i can edit this
oh also
theres this guy im pretty sure hes some race that isnt human unless humans come in ugly colors other than pink
but either wway hes some guy
he thinks hes cool but lemme fuckin tell you there ivve met him
an the only thing hes cooler than is a belly up fish
hes got some style i can givve him that but otherwwise wwere pretty much talkin
incredibly loww levvels a cool
critically lame
this doomsday devvice doesnt fuckin wwork
it just sits there lookin vvaguely fuckin imposin until you try to operate it
then it just kinda flounders an fails
that is wwhat this guy is
a flounderin failin doomsday devvice of incredibly lame proportions
on a completely unrelated note
if anyone has any fuckin hairspray
or a brush
or gel
anyfin
i wwill trade you a gold ring for it
just one gold ring but theyre real fuckin gold im allergic to fake shit
like magic an pyrite
heres wwhere edits are goin since im gettin some fuckin decent feedback here
one
okay sometimes other races dont look too fuckin different from humans so i guess just dont fuckin judge people or somefin
two
jack noir doesnt havve a tail an hes a dersite but hes still fuckin crazy
three
if you see someone wwith a tail or fuckin wweird ears or horns or wwhatevver do me a fuckin favvor an dont fuckin tug pull or touch these
apparently this is a fuckin thing i havve to say an thats just stupid
havve some fuckin respect cod
four
theres another unknowwn race on board that looks sort a like a ghost i guess if you think ghosts look like physical beings
if you do then you obvviously dont evven knoww wwhat a ghost is
anyway his name is astral so treat him properly or wwhatevver
((OOC: Eridan's art was donated by my friend :) uhh if text+pic isn't something the comms can do, imagine that he turned on the video long enough to hold the pictures up to the camera in order? Yeah. That works.
Also, a more normal version of this post can be found here, if you don't like troll font. Took out the ww's and vv's too. Please let me know if you don't like the font, though, otherwise I'll tag you back in it. :X))
theres been some confusion here wwith this wwhole alien vs human thing
by the wway humans are aliens too you knoww just think about that
an i figure its time to fuckin set some a this straight
for the record im not an artist an these are undeniably shitty i knoww that
drawwin is more neps thing but shes not here
i think
so im takin control
ok look
most a you are humans or wwhatevver an youre pretty much the reason i havve to make this announcement in the first fuckin place
wwe get it you think you are so fuckin special an unique an there are no other alien races out there
but guess wwhat swweetcheeks youre fuckin wwrong
there are thousands a races not just humans
an starin at us like wwere some kind a freakshoww is just plain incongruous
so let me set the record straight
this is wwhat trolls look like generally speakin
that includes me an like one other person on this stupid ship but wwhatevver point stands
there are twwelvve of us that are still around
thirteen actually but again wwhatevver
an wwe are an endangered species so fuckin treat us wwith some respect
wwe havve horns gray skin an fangs wwhich is apparently intimidatin but seriously
im not gonna fuckin abduct you or be a commie or wwhatevver you wwere talkin about
you knoww wwho you are
some trolls are better than others an havve impeccable fashion sense
wwhich is wwhy these jumpsuits are a travvesty
an also fins on our face an gills because wwere aquatic
seadwwellers are knowwn to be fuckin badass so just keep that in mind
this guy is also like an alien i guess wwhatevver either wway hes fuckin terrifyin
dont get me wwrong hes ok noww an is on our side so its all good
but still id shore as shit keep a fuckin distance there betwween you an him
noww i knoww there are other races around here but to be fuckin honest i havvent bothered talkin to any a you so if you wwant me to throww a heads up in here let me knoww an i think i can edit this
oh also
theres this guy im pretty sure hes some race that isnt human unless humans come in ugly colors other than pink
but either wway hes some guy
he thinks hes cool but lemme fuckin tell you there ivve met him
an the only thing hes cooler than is a belly up fish
hes got some style i can givve him that but otherwwise wwere pretty much talkin
incredibly loww levvels a cool
critically lame
this doomsday devvice doesnt fuckin wwork
it just sits there lookin vvaguely fuckin imposin until you try to operate it
then it just kinda flounders an fails
that is wwhat this guy is
a flounderin failin doomsday devvice of incredibly lame proportions
on a completely unrelated note
if anyone has any fuckin hairspray
or a brush
or gel
anyfin
i wwill trade you a gold ring for it
just one gold ring but theyre real fuckin gold im allergic to fake shit
like magic an pyrite
heres wwhere edits are goin since im gettin some fuckin decent feedback here
one
okay sometimes other races dont look too fuckin different from humans so i guess just dont fuckin judge people or somefin
two
jack noir doesnt havve a tail an hes a dersite but hes still fuckin crazy
three
if you see someone wwith a tail or fuckin wweird ears or horns or wwhatevver do me a fuckin favvor an dont fuckin tug pull or touch these
apparently this is a fuckin thing i havve to say an thats just stupid
havve some fuckin respect cod
four
theres another unknowwn race on board that looks sort a like a ghost i guess if you think ghosts look like physical beings
if you do then you obvviously dont evven knoww wwhat a ghost is
anyway his name is astral so treat him properly or wwhatevver
((OOC: Eridan's art was donated by my friend :) uhh if text+pic isn't something the comms can do, imagine that he turned on the video long enough to hold the pictures up to the camera in order? Yeah. That works.
Also, a more normal version of this post can be found here, if you don't like troll font. Took out the ww's and vv's too. Please let me know if you don't like the font, though, otherwise I'll tag you back in it. :X))
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most a you are off planet
or wwere
its wweird you should knoww all this but i guess that goes wwith the wwhole not knowwin about the glub thing
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thats probably it
i mean the timeline is all sorts a messed up right noww as far as i can tell so
youre probably from some kind a lame wweird time wwhen trolls wwere all polite
an not top a the food chain
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wwoww yeah youre wway the fuck back there
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shit i just spent the last twwelvve or some odd hours a my life
literally
wwith a bunch a lowwbloods
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uh not anymore noww its nine i guess if im right
but yeah anyway
theres someone from evvery bloodcolor or wwas at least
noww theres only bluebloods an lowwbloods left since me an fef
ugh
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no
its okay im just still tryin to figure out wwhat evven happened
anywway me an fef died so theyre dowwn to nine
or eight i dont evven knoww it depends on if i actually fuckin managed to kill sol
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an he wwas a complete douchebag mustardblooded basshole
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ok so maybe she fuckin abandoned me first an he swwooped in like a fuckin ugly seagull an tried to wwin her ovver redwways
either fuckin wway he wwas a huge fuckin jerk an he didnt take me seriously so
fuck him
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wwell you thought fuckin wwrong
wwho evven cares about priorities there wwas no fuckin preservvation happenin it wwas pretty much the opposite wwe wwere just sittin around wwaitin to go belly up