ataraxion | [text + pictures] eridans guide to aliens

ok listen up ivve only got so much fuckin time i can wwaste on you people
theres been some confusion here wwith this wwhole alien vs human thing
by the wway humans are aliens too you knoww just think about that
an i figure its time to fuckin set some a this straight

for the record im not an artist an these are undeniably shitty i knoww that
drawwin is more neps thing but shes not here
i think
so im takin control

ok look

most a you are humans or wwhatevver an youre pretty much the reason i havve to make this announcement in the first fuckin place
wwe get it you think you are so fuckin special an unique an there are no other alien races out there
but guess wwhat swweetcheeks youre fuckin wwrong
there are thousands a races not just humans
an starin at us like wwere some kind a freakshoww is just plain incongruous
so let me set the record straight

this is wwhat trolls look like generally speakin
that includes me an like one other person on this stupid ship but wwhatevver point stands
there are twwelvve of us that are still around
thirteen actually but again wwhatevver
an wwe are an endangered species so fuckin treat us wwith some respect
wwe havve horns gray skin an fangs wwhich is apparently intimidatin but seriously
im not gonna fuckin abduct you or be a commie or wwhatevver you wwere talkin about
you knoww wwho you are

some trolls are better than others an havve impeccable fashion sense
wwhich is wwhy these jumpsuits are a travvesty
an also fins on our face an gills because wwere aquatic
seadwwellers are knowwn to be fuckin badass so just keep that in mind

this guy is also like an alien i guess wwhatevver either wway hes fuckin terrifyin
dont get me wwrong hes ok noww an is on our side so its all good
but still id shore as shit keep a fuckin distance there betwween you an him

noww i knoww there are other races around here but to be fuckin honest i havvent bothered talkin to any a you so if you wwant me to throww a heads up in here let me knoww an i think i can edit this

oh also

theres this guy im pretty sure hes some race that isnt human unless humans come in ugly colors other than pink
but either wway hes some guy
he thinks hes cool but lemme fuckin tell you there ivve met him
an the only thing hes cooler than is a belly up fish
hes got some style i can givve him that but otherwwise wwere pretty much talkin
incredibly loww levvels a cool
critically lame
this doomsday devvice doesnt fuckin wwork
it just sits there lookin vvaguely fuckin imposin until you try to operate it
then it just kinda flounders an fails
that is wwhat this guy is
a flounderin failin doomsday devvice of incredibly lame proportions

on a completely unrelated note
if anyone has any fuckin hairspray
or a brush
or gel
anyfin
i wwill trade you a gold ring for it
just one gold ring but theyre real fuckin gold im allergic to fake shit
like magic an pyrite

heres wwhere edits are goin since im gettin some fuckin decent feedback here
one
okay sometimes other races dont look too fuckin different from humans so i guess just dont fuckin judge people or somefin
two
jack noir doesnt havve a tail an hes a dersite but hes still fuckin crazy
three
if you see someone wwith a tail or fuckin wweird ears or horns or wwhatevver do me a fuckin favvor an dont fuckin tug pull or touch these
apparently this is a fuckin thing i havve to say an thats just stupid
havve some fuckin respect cod
four
theres another unknowwn race on board that looks sort a like a ghost i guess if you think ghosts look like physical beings
if you do then you obvviously dont evven knoww wwhat a ghost is
anyway his name is astral so treat him properly or wwhatevver

((OOC: Eridan's art was donated by my friend :) uhh if text+pic isn't something the comms can do, imagine that he turned on the video long enough to hold the pictures up to the camera in order? Yeah. That works.

Also, a more normal version of this post can be found here, if you don't like troll font. Took out the ww's and vv's too. Please let me know if you don't like the font, though, otherwise I'll tag you back in it. :X))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

they dont deservve to be mad
if a human came up to me an wwas tuggin on my horns id fuckin beat the shit out a them
an if they got pissed id be like
wwell you fuckin started it by touchin me wwhen i didnt say you could
howw did you wwant me to react

I guess that makes sense. So I should be more assertive about them not touching?

fuck yes you should be
dont let people wwalk all ovver you
this is a hard fuckin wworld an you gotta be tougher than it if you wwanna make it through alivve
nobodys gonna alwways be there to kelp you

Oh...that makes sense too.
Youre being very helpful that's really nice of you!

uh
youre wwelcome
might as wwell be fuckin congenial an shit dont wwanna kick up wwavves until evveryone is settled into a routine right

If kicking up waves is a bad thing then I agree but I'm not sure thats what it means.

Is that a thing in your language? Thats okay, languages are interesting.

its a figure a speech
it means causin trouble an shit like that

I'll remember that! Are there any other speech figures I should know?

none i can come up wwith off the top a my head
basically though if anyone evver says anyfin that sounds like it means somethin else
like mentions wwavves but there arent any wwavves
or somefin like that
its a figure a speech

Oh that makes a lot of sense
Thank you for all your help, is ther something i can do for you in return?

uh
i dont knoww not reely
at least not right noww

howw about you owwe me one or somefin

right I owe you one! I'll remember that.
If you ever need something from me, Eridan, I'll do my best to help.

thats cool a you
dont wworry i wwont make it like fuckin impossible or anyfin

it's no problem. I like finding people to be bros with. America said thats a good thing.
I'm 088 i think thats the number of my room too.

oh that guy
yeah hes kind of a idiot but bein bros is a good thing
at least i keep hearin that so
yeah
mines 018

he knows a lot about the world, I think. And about how to be tight bros.
I'll visit some time so we can be bros too. You are a troll, right? Trolls are interesting too

i havve no idea wwhat tight bros means
but ok that sounds
pretty cool

yeah im a troll

me either not really but the way America said it, it sounds like something you'd want to be!

oh thats good to hear! I like trolls a lot

havve you evver met a troll before

I feel like I have!
My head still hurts a lot but I'm remembering more
One was blind and one was really angry all the time, and one was a goat. I don't know if theyre here or not, though

uh none a that sounds really familiar
wwell actually yeah the blind thing
an the angry thing
that sounds like ter an kar
huh that is wweird maybe you do knoww them somehoww
thats been happenin a lot here

It's a little strange isnt it? I haven't seen anyone around here like that so I wonder how I remember. Maybe it'll come back later.
should i let you know if it does?

yeah sure
an if you do see any trolls like that let me knoww ok
theyre friends a mine

Okay. I send a letter if I find anyone
I'm sorry your friends are missing.

or you could just use the netwwork i think that wwould probably be faster
eh its ok theyd probably just get in my wway anyhoww

Text

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-12 06:00 (UTC) - Expand

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-12 06:03 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-12 06:06 (UTC) - Expand

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-12 06:14 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-12 20:49 (UTC) - Expand

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-13 06:26 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-13 06:27 (UTC) - Expand

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-13 07:17 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-13 07:20 (UTC) - Expand

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-13 07:32 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-13 07:39 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Text

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-13 07:49 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-13 07:52 (UTC) - Expand

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-13 13:54 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-14 00:28 (UTC) - Expand

uncodlyawwesome - 2011-12-14 00:43 (UTC) - Expand

walksonrooftops - 2011-12-14 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

Re: text

text

text

text

text

text

text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Re: Text

Text

Re: Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text