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[touchie]

Just in case anyone was wondering, I didn't grow a beard and I didn't acquire an alarming amount of sass.

[ That's a good way to start, Ned. ]

Face-alikes are as common as common can get around here, but I'm not one for big jokes. If the beard isn't a reliable tell, let it be his jokes. Here's a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? [ Wait for it, wait for itttt... ] Not sure, I don't eat chicken.

PSA done, Pie Maker out.

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[watashinonamaewa]

[ The most unimportant part of the message is about to be addressed.

Are you ready?

Here we go. ]


What's a chicken...?

[ Because all that she knows is that you can eat it. And that's because you just said you could. Well, you said didn't, but that implies that it's possible. Right? ]

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[touchie]

[ A... h... Cibo. ]

A very plump type of bird.

[watashinonamaewa]

A bird.

[ ... ]

Those are the ones that fly?

[ She knew that. She's just. Confirming. ]

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[elvenking]

Have you red eyes as well?

[Headtilt as he tries to discern eye color from the screen.]

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[touchie]

Oh. No, they're brown.

[ A beat. ]

Natural. Brown.

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[elvenking]

[Oh hai dere, future face twin.

The elf-king appears satisfied with this answer. Or at least, he doesn't appear dissatisfied.]

There is a resemblance in body, but I do not believe one could mistake the two of you.

[It's not even the beard or the jokes.]

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[staytofight]

Oh, come on, I've been good. You didn't need to PSA about looking like someone who's being completely good.

...

You're getting sassier by the day, though. Have you been taking tricks and hints from big brother?

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[touchie]

I just said 'a beard' and 'sass,' I didn't say I was talking about you.

[ Duh, there's only one other person who looks like you, Ned. And he's dead and ominous. ]

I don't have a big brother. [ —Two younger ones, but that's none of your business. ]

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[staytofight]

You were as obvious as a Christmas elf thrown into Halloween clearance.

We have similar faces, but I'm definitely older, so it's close enough.

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[sweetmotherofgod]

Uh. You know if you're trying to get us to tell which of you is which by saying he tells terrible jokes, that's chicken thing's only gonna confuse people.

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[touchie]

They're not that bad.

[ He clears his throat, ahem, Heather. ]

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[constructum]

Odd feeling isn't it - people sharing your face that is.

[ yep, she wants to know about your feeeeeelings here ]

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[touchie]

Yep.

[ HAH. Nope, nice try. ]

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[skindeep]

I was used to sharing my face before I got here. But I hear I have a mysterious twin on board as well. Perhaps we should start a support group.

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[touchie]

I could provide the 'supportive baked goods.'

[ He's joking, by the way. Support group, no thank you. ]

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[tumbleweeds]

But who makes better pies?

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[touchie]

Can't say I've seen him strike any interest.

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[inspirited]

I don't think anyone would have trouble mistaking the two of you.

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[touchie]

[ Oh, Chu—

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT. ]

Chuck, you didn't.

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[learnedtosmile]

You've got some good distinguishing features going, there. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [Says the Tranquility's expert on facetwins.]

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[touchie]

[ Strangely phrased, but... ]

Thanks...?

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[abrahamic]

[ Hey whoah you do look a lot like that other guy... ]

So is your name really Pie Maker?

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[touchie]

[ Shushshushshush! ]

No, it's Ned.

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[doggedly]

hang on where was the joke

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[touchie]

I just said the joke. [ ????? ]