Video. 5.

[touchie]

Just in case anyone was wondering, I didn't grow a beard and I didn't acquire an alarming amount of sass.

[ That's a good way to start, Ned. ]

Face-alikes are as common as common can get around here, but I'm not one for big jokes. If the beard isn't a reliable tell, let it be his jokes. Here's a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? [ Wait for it, wait for itttt... ] Not sure, I don't eat chicken.

PSA done, Pie Maker out.

Comments

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[abrahamic]

His eyes.

[ He's trying to communicate "of all the things there are to be said about him, you focus on the eyes?" here. ]

So you guys have met in person, then?

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[touchie]

[ He doesn't mean it romantically. Look at them, they're red! ]

Yes and yes, I have.

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[abrahamic]

[ Red is the color of passion, sir. Meyer said so! ]

Cool. Which one of you's older?

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[touchie]

Euuuuh.

[ He rolls his eyes upward. Hm. ]

I'm guessing he is, but I relying on the beard.

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[abrahamic]

Beard as age indicator, I should try that.

[ he couldn't grow one even if he tried, he's the hairless werewolf. ]

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[touchie]

Works... fifty percent of the time.

[ It's okay buddy, not everyone needs a beard. ]