Video. 5.

[touchie]

Just in case anyone was wondering, I didn't grow a beard and I didn't acquire an alarming amount of sass.

[ That's a good way to start, Ned. ]

Face-alikes are as common as common can get around here, but I'm not one for big jokes. If the beard isn't a reliable tell, let it be his jokes. Here's a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? [ Wait for it, wait for itttt... ] Not sure, I don't eat chicken.

PSA done, Pie Maker out.

Comments

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[touchie]

Can't say I've seen him strike any interest.

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[tumbleweeds]

Then your throne is safe.

[ Pie throne... tasty. ]

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[touchie]

That's assuming there is a throne.

[ That deserves a small chuckle, at least. ]

There isn't.

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[tumbleweeds]

You could make one. Maybe even an edible one.

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[touchie]

But if I sat on it...

[ There he goes trailing off. Butt-pie. ]

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[tumbleweeds]

If a fairy tale lady can make a house out of gingerbread, you can make a throne out of pie.

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[touchie]

'Can' doesn't really match with 'wise.'

'Canwise' isn't even a word, so yeah, no thank you. [ How is that even a relevant point? ] Comfy chair? I'm good.

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[tumbleweeds]

You don't have to sit in it. You could just make it.

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[touchie]

You.

Really.

[ The most dramatic pause. ]

You really want me to make that throne, don't you?

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[tumbleweeds]

Yup.

[ DO IT FOR THE PIE ]

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[touchie]

I'll think about it [ until the idea goes away. ]