Video. 5.

[touchie]

Just in case anyone was wondering, I didn't grow a beard and I didn't acquire an alarming amount of sass.

[ That's a good way to start, Ned. ]

Face-alikes are as common as common can get around here, but I'm not one for big jokes. If the beard isn't a reliable tell, let it be his jokes. Here's a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? [ Wait for it, wait for itttt... ] Not sure, I don't eat chicken.

PSA done, Pie Maker out.

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[touchie]

[ Shushshushshush! ]

No, it's Ned.

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[abrahamic]

Pie Maker sounds kinda cool, though, but hi. I'm Isaac?

So were people really giving you crap or something? We've got a bunch of doubles up here but I don't think we've really had anyone go all "that's not me!" over on the network. Or I could've missed those, probably...

What's it like having a face double?

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[touchie]

Er, sure. Whenever you're feeling up for three syllables, Pie Maker is fine.

Not really, it's more of a [ Personal fear but whoa hey, he's trying to keep up! ]

It doesn't suck. [ A beat. ] But it's seeing myself if I took a dramatic turn in life.

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[abrahamic]

Like having a twin you didn't know about, then finding out they're like, a space pirate or something? [ That sounds kind of cool, though. But then, this is the Tranquility, anything nice probably comes booby-trapped. ]

So do you actually make pies?

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[touchie]

Actually, maybe he is a space pirate. [ ...

A squint from his side of the screen. ] Of course, not making any would defeat the purpose of the name.

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[abrahamic]

Hey, maybe it was an ironic thing, like if you were so bad at pies you just burned them. Do you think you can bake here? Do we even have flour?

[ and the thought of the possible twilight being a space pirate - that's too funny for isaac. excuse him for a bit, he's snickering. ] He's missing the steampunk eyepatch, then.

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[touchie]

I'm not one for irony, no. Yes, I have. Not sure, mystery ship supplies.

[ Where is the slow down button? ]

I think he's fashionable enough with... his eyes. [ Not even going to bother describing the outfit, leaving it at that. ]

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[abrahamic]

His eyes.

[ He's trying to communicate "of all the things there are to be said about him, you focus on the eyes?" here. ]

So you guys have met in person, then?

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[touchie]

[ He doesn't mean it romantically. Look at them, they're red! ]

Yes and yes, I have.

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[abrahamic]

[ Red is the color of passion, sir. Meyer said so! ]

Cool. Which one of you's older?

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[touchie]

Euuuuh.

[ He rolls his eyes upward. Hm. ]

I'm guessing he is, but I relying on the beard.

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[abrahamic]

Beard as age indicator, I should try that.

[ he couldn't grow one even if he tried, he's the hairless werewolf. ]

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[touchie]

Works... fifty percent of the time.

[ It's okay buddy, not everyone needs a beard. ]