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Video. 5.
Just in case anyone was wondering, I didn't grow a beard and I didn't acquire an alarming amount of sass.
[ That's a good way to start, Ned. ]
Face-alikes are as common as common can get around here, but I'm not one for big jokes. If the beard isn't a reliable tell, let it be his jokes. Here's a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? [ Wait for it, wait for itttt... ] Not sure, I don't eat chicken.
PSA done, Pie Maker out.
[ That's a good way to start, Ned. ]
Face-alikes are as common as common can get around here, but I'm not one for big jokes. If the beard isn't a reliable tell, let it be his jokes. Here's a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? [ Wait for it, wait for itttt... ] Not sure, I don't eat chicken.
PSA done, Pie Maker out.
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[ LOOK AT HIS FACE. That is HORROR. ]
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[Slightly wounded, he shakes his head.]
What has made you so paranoid and so keen to distrust honest help, I do wonder.
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Habit, I guess. I've just never been offered something like this, that's all.
[ And maybe he should leave it alone, feelings spared. ]
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[That's the sort of thing a genie in a lamp in a muggle story might say, right? Yeah.]
It's an opportunity, that's for sure, and one that doesn't come around multiple times. Except as I've nothing better to do, I s'ppose it could come around multiple times. And I have such a good heart, I do so love to help people, et cetera, et cetera, ad nauseum.
We could do a test, if you're this uncertain.
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Tick.
Tick.
Tock. ]
Okay. What is this 'test?'
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Half a beard.
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[ This is probably a terrible idea and he looks very guilty about it already. ]
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[And he's already got his wand in his hand, as if he's going to do this right here right now! Which-- he very well might be. Who can say. But okay first... a pause.]
Er, just to clarify. Half a beard on-- you? Or him?
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[ THIS REALLY IS TERRIBLE. ]
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Right! Him! Half a beard, coming right up--I'll tell him it's from you if he asks!
Thanks!
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