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[entrapments]

Just so it can't be said that I'm a girl who doesn't follow through- ta daaaa.



And before you think about making fun of it, consider that I am seriously hung over and still managed to make this stupid thing without using comic sans, okay? That's an act of mercy. I'm pretty much a saint with that kind of self-restraint. [ it's hard to see the girl in question, when she's busy flashing this ugly calendar at you, but glimpses of Hayley's face can be seen from time to time, peeking out from under the hood of a sweatshirt. ]

I took the liberty of arbitrarily assigning holidays after what everyone was kinda talking about the last time I asked? And then like, threw in a few of my own. Holidays are in red, because hey nothing terrible ever happens when things in red end up on the network right? Okay! Ummmmm.

Something-tember the 4th is go find a personified country that gardens and follow him around for an hour asking the most irritating questions you can think of day.

Something-tember the 14th, as every second decided upon Wednesday of every made up month, is slap a lawyer on the ass day.

Annnnnd Something-tember the 21st through 23rd is Space Thanksgiving, because I like eating and holidays built around food should always last more than one day because. Food-comas. And you know, pie. Which is a thing that frankly, should just happen more than one day a month, alright?

But there you have it. Ask and you shall receive etcetera etcetera.
Man what does this say about me and my free time.



Private| NEW TEAM JAILBAIT FILTER|
Alright so I know I don't actually know some of you guys or whatever, but we're a bunch of teenagers running around a ship with murdering whackos, nightmare fog, and maneating monster-beasts. Not to start a mousketeers group or anything, but like- I figured it couldn't hurt to start checking some stuff out on our own for a change?

It's not like anyone else is getting stuff done.

Thoughts?
And for the record, I'm immediately vetoing any and all Scooby-Doo suggestions.

Comments

same filter;

[theyalldieforme]

This sounds like the beginning of a bad horror movie, Hayley.

same filter; 5ever

[entrapments]

Hey, Space Thanksgiving was your brain child. There's no pawning that off on me.

[ because it isn't a conversation if she doesn't find something to tease you about. she settles back into her chair a beat later. ]

I dunno- you think? Couldn't be any worse than having a bunch of unsupervised kids head into a maze to fight eyeless monsters while we were slowly dying from some stasis poisoning. Something tells me that permission slips wouldn't get signed.

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[walksonrooftops]

Something-tember the 4th does not sound like a good idea.

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[entrapments]

You don't think so?

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[fraud]

Wait wait wait wait-- what? Why lawyers? What did lawyers ever do to you?

[ THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE WANTED ]

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[entrapments]

In a word?



Edgeworth.

[andblockbuster]

Place your bets now on whether Miles or Netherlands gets their righteous indignation in here first.

[entrapments]

Which pony gets your bet?

video;

[vindicating]

Why the second one? [mostly relevant because he is a lawyer. sort of]

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[entrapments]

Have you not met Edgeworth?





Okay wait- new question is why? Are you a lawyer too?

[voice]

[doggedly]

Oi. Objection.

[entrapments]

On what grounds?

[audio]

[testgasm]

[But what if every day is Something-tember the fourth...]

Aren't those things most people do anyway? I mean, I hadn't heard about the thing with the lawyers, but honestly, I would not be surprised.

[entrapments]

[ wheatley you can't have too much of a good thing, it'll ruin the holiday for you. ]

Somewhere, probably. But we didn't have all the same days to celebrate and hey, why not go with some creative license, you know?

[not here]

[handelaar]

voice;

[handelaar]

[NO.]

No.

voice;

[goldshirt]

Is comic sans even an available option, or are you just using that as a threat?

voice;

[entrapments]

Don't tempt me.

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[atmnumber0001]

So, who gave you the authority to make calendars?

"Slap a lawyer on the ass" and you'll be charged with assault.

[entrapments]

Edgeworth. Oh, and the wordless consent of all passengers aboard at the time the request was made.

Um, who's gonna charge me, exactly?

DAT FILTER

[heltersskelter]

Are you saying that because you have something in mind or because all the "grown ups" won't share their precious information with the rest of us?

[he actually puts finger quotes around grown ups. yes, he saw the peter pan post.]

[entrapments]

[ ugh who even lets you talk tate. ]

I'm saying that because I think we're the most underestimated group on board and with stereotypes about teenagers and gossip? There is no way we shouldn't be miles ahead of the curve.

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[showbizpanache]

I'd like to help with whatever I can.

permafilter;

[entrapments]

Knew we could count on you.

[unheroic]

does space thanksgiving involve killing the turkey crazy smelly dude in 002 keeps?

you know the fucking crazy turkey that chased down whatserface from kansas and squinty eyes.

[nobrakes]

squinty eyes?

[He says, as he... squints.]

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[thenormalsquint]

You know, I work in communications. I'm pretty sure I can revoke your network privileges if you even think about using Comic Sans.

» video

[entrapments]

Well I've gotta have some measure of a threat behind me to sound legit.

voice

[theheretic]

You missed the twenty-ninth.

[entrapments]

What's the twenty-ninth?

voice; christ i laughed too hard because of this username

[lawyer]

You know, the point of a holiday is that it happens infrequently enough not to be annoying. Which means, not with regularity.

[Tooooootally not touching the point about Something-tember the 14th.]

permavideo| i aim to please

[entrapments]

Trust me when I say it was a real ball-breaker to keep the 14th from being a bi-monthly event.

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[biffail]

Uh...I have two questions.

One, how do we know when Intergalactic New Year is if this is Something-tember?

And two, what are personified countries?

[video]

[biffail]

[He is about to flick off the feed when he realizes something, and - ]

Wait, make that three. What's wrong with lawyers? My best friends are lawyers!

voice;

[cargojet]

Do ex-lawyers get to sit out this ass slapping? Because I don't think I could take it.

Also, respectfully, could we possibly start counting the day we jump as 1? I don't know where you've got it on here, but that sounds like it'd make the most sense to me.

[entrapments]

You don't want a little extra excitement in your life?

[ the tilt of her head can be heard in her voice- physically weighing the thought. ] Mn- I don't see why not? I mean, it's a made up month with randomly assigned days. We could just start it whenever we want.

( jailbait filter ) aww yissss

[abrahamic]

I vote we slap 011 » 002, he's a lawyer who can't math, it's so embarrassing.

And I'm in with the thing. What are we doing?

( jailbait filter )

[entrapments]

Dunno yet. Was gonna see who felt like putting their cards out on the table and take it from there. Teenagers are like, notoriously good at getting information. I don't know why we aren't poking around.


-Thoughts on the filter?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Completely absurd. Take that down.

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[entrapments]

Oh hey would you look at that, it's the man of the hour!

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[rickon]

what day is wolfs day
and what day is egg nog day

those are the best days

[entrapments]

What happens on Wolfs Day?

dat filter mhmm;;

[cons]

[ after checking out the encryption for a bit; ] Have we been recruiting?

But, wait, more importantly - No Scooby-Doo suggestions? But what happens if I see a g-g-g-ghost? Who we gonna call?

[ COME ON she had to. two pop references in the same transmission! ]

dat filter mhmm;;

[entrapments]

I'm voting you off the island.

text;

[constructum]

I'm pretty sure Edgeworth is just going to come to despise our face soon - which is oddly amusing if you ask me.

But I'm impressed with the idea you have here.

[entrapments]

Hey if anyone's supposed to have faith in me here, it's gotta be you.

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[stacked]

We got pie?

[ YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK COMMENTING ON THE BEST EDGEWORTH BAITING HOLIDAY faith is just hungry. ]

[entrapments]

See, I can think of no reason why that would be a thing that doesn't happen. We're in space! There're aliens, and werewolves, and ghosts, and robots. Is pie really that much of a stretch?

Voice

[genkigal]

On the ninth day of the ninth month, I remember my brothers from Shan Dong.
As a lonely stranger in a foreign land,
At every holiday my homesickness increases.
Far away, I know my brothers have reached the peak;
They are planting flowers, but one is not present.

We like need some festivals. [A PAUSE.] And like can the 4th be mandatory participation? [He's just asking...]

voice;

[handelaar]

[Hey you touchy little asshat, he just pimped you out up there!]

No, it can't. I'll tie you to the horse.