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[entrapments]

Just so it can't be said that I'm a girl who doesn't follow through- ta daaaa.



And before you think about making fun of it, consider that I am seriously hung over and still managed to make this stupid thing without using comic sans, okay? That's an act of mercy. I'm pretty much a saint with that kind of self-restraint. [ it's hard to see the girl in question, when she's busy flashing this ugly calendar at you, but glimpses of Hayley's face can be seen from time to time, peeking out from under the hood of a sweatshirt. ]

I took the liberty of arbitrarily assigning holidays after what everyone was kinda talking about the last time I asked? And then like, threw in a few of my own. Holidays are in red, because hey nothing terrible ever happens when things in red end up on the network right? Okay! Ummmmm.

Something-tember the 4th is go find a personified country that gardens and follow him around for an hour asking the most irritating questions you can think of day.

Something-tember the 14th, as every second decided upon Wednesday of every made up month, is slap a lawyer on the ass day.

Annnnnd Something-tember the 21st through 23rd is Space Thanksgiving, because I like eating and holidays built around food should always last more than one day because. Food-comas. And you know, pie. Which is a thing that frankly, should just happen more than one day a month, alright?

But there you have it. Ask and you shall receive etcetera etcetera.
Man what does this say about me and my free time.



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Alright so I know I don't actually know some of you guys or whatever, but we're a bunch of teenagers running around a ship with murdering whackos, nightmare fog, and maneating monster-beasts. Not to start a mousketeers group or anything, but like- I figured it couldn't hurt to start checking some stuff out on our own for a change?

It's not like anyone else is getting stuff done.

Thoughts?
And for the record, I'm immediately vetoing any and all Scooby-Doo suggestions.

Comments

[dirtyword]

throw one at me, then we'll see how well i use my peepers.

glasses off.

bring it.

[unheroic]

dude i kung fu like jackie chan you wanna try taking me down?

[dirtyword]

don't have to try. you're duck soup already.

[unheroic]

wtf is duck soup?

[dirtyword]

how your face is going to feel if you keep this up, pal.

[unheroic]

gamey? how the fuck am i suppose know what duck soup tastes like?

SERIOUSLY Kane?!

[dirtyword]

figure of speech. thought you were smart enough to get it. i was wrong.

[unheroic]

how is that a figure of speech? who uses 'i'm gonna duck soup you' as a threat.

[dirtyword]

who insults other cats with 'tiny belt hole eyes'?

[unheroic]

who tells people they're gonna get all duck soupy on their face?

[dirtyword]

figure
of
speech

[unheroic]

well ive never head it.

[nobrakes]

you wanna punch him as bad as i do?

[dirtyword]

roughing people isn't normally my thing.
never liked it
better set someone up to take a fall then make them fall with your knuckles.




i'd be willing to make an exception.

[nobrakes]

i'm okay with saying he ran into my fist. accidents happen sometimes, you know.

[dirtyword]

it'd be easier on our own instead of grouping up
you'd probably slow me down
vice versa

[nobrakes]

probably better he gets multiple asskickings too. more chances for him to learn when to stfu.

[dirtyword]

stfu?

[nobrakes]

shut the fuck up

[learnedtosmile]

Pretty stupid thing to come to blows over, don't you think?

[dirtyword]

everytime i think people are alright
some cat comes in and gums up the works.

[learnedtosmile]

There are always going to be assholes.

Good luck beating all of them up.

[dirtyword]

i make a point not to do much for revenge
just to get the hows and the whys that's all
but sometimes things fall into your lap
remember when you said you trust people will do the right thing?
you were wrong.

[learnedtosmile]

I don't always trust everyone to do good. That would be stupid.

Some people I hope for better from, though.

[dirtyword]

pinning your hopes on the wrong person blake.