hayley stark (
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Just so it can't be said that I'm a girl who doesn't follow through- ta daaaa.

And before you think about making fun of it, consider that I am seriously hung over and still managed to make this stupid thing without using comic sans, okay? That's an act of mercy. I'm pretty much a saint with that kind of self-restraint. [ it's hard to see the girl in question, when she's busy flashing this ugly calendar at you, but glimpses of Hayley's face can be seen from time to time, peeking out from under the hood of a sweatshirt. ]
I took the liberty of arbitrarily assigning holidays after what everyone was kinda talking about the last time I asked? And then like, threw in a few of my own. Holidays are in red, because hey nothing terrible ever happens when things in red end up on the network right? Okay! Ummmmm.
Something-tember the 4th is go find a personified country that gardens and follow him around for an hour asking the most irritating questions you can think of day.
Something-tember the 14th, as every second decided upon Wednesday of every made up month, is slap a lawyer on the ass day.
Annnnnd Something-tember the 21st through 23rd is Space Thanksgiving, because I like eating and holidays built around food should always last more than one day because. Food-comas. And you know, pie. Which is a thing that frankly, should just happen more than one day a month, alright?
But there you have it. Ask and you shall receive etcetera etcetera.
Man what does this say about me and my free time.
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Alright so I know I don't actually know some of you guys or whatever, but we're a bunch of teenagers running around a ship with murdering whackos, nightmare fog, and maneating monster-beasts. Not to start a mousketeers group or anything, but like- I figured it couldn't hurt to start checking some stuff out on our own for a change?
It's not like anyone else is getting stuff done.
Thoughts?
And for the record, I'm immediately vetoing any and all Scooby-Doo suggestions.

And before you think about making fun of it, consider that I am seriously hung over and still managed to make this stupid thing without using comic sans, okay? That's an act of mercy. I'm pretty much a saint with that kind of self-restraint. [ it's hard to see the girl in question, when she's busy flashing this ugly calendar at you, but glimpses of Hayley's face can be seen from time to time, peeking out from under the hood of a sweatshirt. ]
I took the liberty of arbitrarily assigning holidays after what everyone was kinda talking about the last time I asked? And then like, threw in a few of my own. Holidays are in red, because hey nothing terrible ever happens when things in red end up on the network right? Okay! Ummmmm.
Something-tember the 4th is go find a personified country that gardens and follow him around for an hour asking the most irritating questions you can think of day.
Something-tember the 14th, as every second decided upon Wednesday of every made up month, is slap a lawyer on the ass day.
Annnnnd Something-tember the 21st through 23rd is Space Thanksgiving, because I like eating and holidays built around food should always last more than one day because. Food-comas. And you know, pie. Which is a thing that frankly, should just happen more than one day a month, alright?
But there you have it. Ask and you shall receive etcetera etcetera.
Man what does this say about me and my free time.
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Alright so I know I don't actually know some of you guys or whatever, but we're a bunch of teenagers running around a ship with murdering whackos, nightmare fog, and maneating monster-beasts. Not to start a mousketeers group or anything, but like- I figured it couldn't hurt to start checking some stuff out on our own for a change?
It's not like anyone else is getting stuff done.
Thoughts?
And for the record, I'm immediately vetoing any and all Scooby-Doo suggestions.
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[He scratches the back of his head, pausing for a minute]
That's about as much as I can explain.
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You're still in danger.
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Constantly wondering what's next?
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Yes.
[He almost shot himself, once, because of it.]
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her hand crosses the distance where her voice doesn't, and she covers his fingers with her own. ]
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[He leans back a little, but he's still holding onto her hand]
My girlfriend's dead.
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her mouth tightens into a line, the place where i'm sorry should be, and isn't. hayley don't look at him, but she stays. a fixed point. ]
Why don't you just- give up?
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They all die for me.
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You're, you're some kind of hero then, is that it?
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I don't really think I believe in heroes. My dad was one, I guess. He taught my mom a lot. My uncle was supposed to be one.
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A computer system called Skynet.
[He's never said that to anyone. Anyone except Martin Bedell, who dies for him one day, who dies to protect him. It's so stupid, so preposterous, what if Hayley is a machine, some sleepy part of his brain wakes up to say.
Too late. The words are out there.]
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So- so you're like, raging against the literal machine here, this is some War of the Worlds, Terminator stuff.
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What did you say?
[Terminator, she used that word, Sarah calls them that, the machines.]
1/of wait for itttttt
War of the Worlds? HG Wells book about martians sending killing machines down to Earth that lay waste to London?
And Terminator was the Schwarzenegger movie about a cyborg assasain sent back in time to kill a lady so she doesn't have a ba-
[ oh.
oh no. ]
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and done!
WEEP
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