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Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?

[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

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Someone else gets to chase after it this time.

[NEVER AGAIN.]

But you were such a good turkey chaser.

y'know, for a stripper cop thing

[ quietly weeps.

you are the best troll, simon. ]

[Dude he couldn't resist

it was right there, waiting to be said]

SIMON.

what.

[This is his innocent text]

he is not a stripper he's a cop from Gotham and he could kick your ass. but he won't cause he's classy as hell. in a NON-stripper way. no offense to any strippers that might be reading this.

[Wichita that is... actually... very nice of you?]

I didn't say he was just a stripper i said he was both so of course he can kick my ass

Gotham huh. so what, he's the goddamn batman too

i'm just messing with the guy, shit Wichita you're worse than Heather

[Ruin his fun why don't you.]

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[wow blake really hates you rn]

[NOT HIS FAULT that you haven't disproved that idea]

LOL

Guy's obscenely good with a homemade lasso

[NOT THAT HE SAW really what he was using, but trollin trollin trollin]

I knew he was a cop, but I never knew he had it in him. Tell me more about the mysterious John Blake.

[SHE FUCKING LOVES GOSSIP, OKAY?]

What makes you think he knows anything about me?

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and yet it's my understanding you had such a good hand in it the time previous.

Wichita was scared. Seemed like the best way to calm her down.

[That's his story and he's sticking to it.]

hey i was not.

Pretty sure you were.
Still say you should have tried french on it.

don't EVEN.

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French ON it or to FRENCH it?

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You were yelling so loudly your communicator was translating it as CAPSLOCK.

how did i manage to sleep through that

seriously, she isn't here.

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[ uh - h u h ]

why, detective. proving chivalry is at once alive and well within the populace.

I'd just call it common decency.

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