Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

[saidhe]

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?


[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

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[learnedtosmile]

I'm not riled up.

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[thenormalsquint]

You get way too involved with the details sometimes, John. You know what I meany.

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[learnedtosmile]

Sorry. Once a cop...

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[thenormalsquint]

Always a cop. But you have to take the uniform off sometime.

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[learnedtosmile]

Detectives are plainclothes.

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[thenormalsquint]

Okay, well then you have to take your clothes off sometime.

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[learnedtosmile]

Or you could just say 'relax', which I do sometimes, believe it or not.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'll believe when I see it.

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[learnedtosmile]

Up to you.

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[thenormalsquint]

You are a difficult man.

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[learnedtosmile]

You're not the first person to say that.

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[thenormalsquint]

What number am I?

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[learnedtosmile]

I stopped counting.

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[thenormalsquint]

That says a lot.

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[learnedtosmile]

I imagine it does.