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Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?

[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

Don't look at it as a joke. Take it as a compliment. You're a good looking man.

And no one will ever take me seriously again.

I doubt that. It's just all in good fun. And an amazing compliment.

I'd rather be complimented for things like my mind or my skills.

Okay, sure, but honestly, are you going to tell me it doesn't feel good at all to get complimented on your looks sometimes?

It feels really awkward to be complimented on something I don't really have any control over.

Technically, you kind of do. Stop bathing and shaving and washing your face for a few days or weeks. There.

So you're complimenting me on my personal hygiene?

And talking to you is like talking to Spock. I won't even bother to use to moon/mole analogy on you.

A moon/mole analogy?

It's like describing the moon to a mole.

Ah.

Is it so weird that I don't want to be called silly nicknames?

No, but I doubt Wichita means it negatively. Sometimes you just have to roll with life. Getting riled up about every little thing just gives you gray hairs.

I'm not riled up.

You get way too involved with the details sometimes, John. You know what I meany.

Sorry. Once a cop...

Always a cop. But you have to take the uniform off sometime.

Detectives are plainclothes.

Okay, well then you have to take your clothes off sometime.

Or you could just say 'relax', which I do sometimes, believe it or not.

I'll believe when I see it.

Up to you.

You are a difficult man.

You're not the first person to say that.

What number am I?

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