ataraxion | Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

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now where'd the damned turkey get off to?

[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

I knew he was a cop, but I never knew he had it in him. Tell me more about the mysterious John Blake.

[SHE FUCKING LOVES GOSSIP, OKAY?]

What makes you think he knows anything about me?

I'm guessing he's been here longer than I have.

[IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS WITH HER, BLAKE.]

I've never actually talked to that guy.

So you don't have a lasso?

Edited 2012-10-14 03:07 (UTC)

Not last time I checked.

[It doesn't count when you hook a couple of nylon climbing ropes together, okay?]

liar.

Now that's a serious accusation. I'd appreciate if you didn't suggest that again.

All I did was rig up some climbing rope.

It's not an accusation if it's true. It was totally a lasso.

Not giving me much reason not to gossip here, hottie cop.

It was a bit of climbing rope that I rigged into a makeshift harness so I could capture it without hurting me or the turkey.

:(

[It could have been useful.]

Sorry?