Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

[saidhe]

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?


[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

Comments

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[learnedtosmile]

There's no shame in being afraid. A lot of people have phobias.

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[cons]

geeze hottie cop i just defended you so hard and this is how you thank me?

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[learnedtosmile]

You didn't have to defend me.

But I'm not trying to insult you either. You asked for help, I was happy to try and help. Is that better?

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[cons]

sure i did.

i guess so...

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[learnedtosmile]

It might've been better if you didn't keep calling me "hottie cop".

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[cons]

but that's your nickname. for now.

you rejected my other picks so i'm not sure what you want from me here.


and you can't say 'just call me john' cause it goes against everything i believe in.

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[learnedtosmile]

What about Gotham Detective?

[HE IS TRYING.]

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[cons]

i'd just stick to "Gotham". matches mine, even. kinda. in that city way.

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[learnedtosmile]

Sure.

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[thenormalsquint]

Hottie cop. It fits.

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[learnedtosmile]

Seriously?

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[thenormalsquint]

Why not?

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[learnedtosmile]

Because I'd rather not be the punchline of a joke?

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[thenormalsquint]

Don't look at it as a joke. Take it as a compliment. You're a good looking man.

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[learnedtosmile]

And no one will ever take me seriously again.

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[thenormalsquint]

I doubt that. It's just all in good fun. And an amazing compliment.

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[learnedtosmile]

I'd rather be complimented for things like my mind or my skills.

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[thenormalsquint]

Okay, sure, but honestly, are you going to tell me it doesn't feel good at all to get complimented on your looks sometimes?

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[learnedtosmile]

It feels really awkward to be complimented on something I don't really have any control over.

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[thenormalsquint]

Technically, you kind of do. Stop bathing and shaving and washing your face for a few days or weeks. There.

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[learnedtosmile]

So you're complimenting me on my personal hygiene?

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[thenormalsquint]

And talking to you is like talking to Spock. I won't even bother to use to moon/mole analogy on you.

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[learnedtosmile]

A moon/mole analogy?

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[thenormalsquint]

It's like describing the moon to a mole.

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[learnedtosmile]

Ah.

Is it so weird that I don't want to be called silly nicknames?