goldshirt: (the lean (tm) ✬)
Jᴀᴍᴇs T. Kɪʀᴋ ([personal profile] goldshirt) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-19 07:23 pm

captain's log | 16 | video

[and here's the charismatic, smiling face of James T. Kirk. he has business to tend to, and it's clear in his expression]

Morning, Tranquility, this is Jim Kirk.

Some of you may have heard my name floating around. I'm here to answer questions if any of you still have them.

[but this broadcast has the air of purpose, and he gets down to it pretty quick.]

Those of you that have been around for at least a handful of jumps are going to know what this is about, but for those of you that don't, during our stay on the Tranquility it has come to light that some of our number require more than what humans would consider regular dietary needs. Unfortunately, we haven't yet been able to synthesize all of these needs. Therefore, on behalf of one of that number, I'm asking some of you to come forward to donate to keep this individual from starving to death while on board. I'd like anyone with substantial stamina willing to volunteer to contact me. The procedure will be safe, and medical officers will be present at all times.

Kirk out.

[ooc: for those of you that don't know, this is in regards to THE WRAITH FEEDING PLOT that's an ongoing kind of thing. we need at least 10 volunteers so gimme all your victims do gooders!! if you have any questions you can contact me or pyraven!]
omicron: (❝ well an eye for an eye ❞)

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[personal profile] omicron 2012-09-25 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh okay alien race yeah sure that makes perfect sense WHAT ]

Wh— [ witness the facial contortions of a pro facial contortionist, kirk. ] Yeah, it sounds insane! So what if he starves? What happens if he snaps and goes totally apeshit, huh? Didn't that like happen already? It's just a matter of time before we all get sucked to death.

This is crazy, I can't believe you're supporting him.
omicron: (❝ it's called voluntary apnea ❞)

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[personal profile] omicron 2012-09-25 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ listen, he gets you're all goody two-shoes and ra ra doing what's right and that this is a weird freaking situation, but it really does not sit well with stiles. ]

Did you not get the memo? His food group is soylent green, okay, that means us. Us, humans, human beings. What happens when we run out of volunteers?
omicron: (❝ B( ❞)

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[personal profile] omicron 2012-09-25 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you think it'd be a good idea to plan for it anyway?

[ SERIOUSLY. ]
omicron: (❝ who taught you grammar? ❞)

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[personal profile] omicron 2012-10-01 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately, stiles considers the floor always open for discussion. ]

Well, that's incredibly unspecific.