Eridan Ampora
wwhen i used to make these announcements i alwways directed them at humans on the ship instead a the nonhumans wwhich honestly is an awwful ovversight a mine
after all there are plenty a resources startin out here talkin about human this an human that so it only makes sense to say somethin to those a us wwho arent evvolvved from bipedal earthen troglodytes

for evveryone wwho isnt human an wwho probably has nevver seen a human before in their life youvve got twwo wways a dealin wwith this neww situation
one a em is if you look human an shit
then you just pass an nobody cares if youre not human
the other is if you dont look human
like say you havve horns or fins or gray skin as an example
or you got eyes that dont look right to humans or you havve an ugly huge inflated blue head
wwhatevver theres a lot a wways you can not look human
but either wway if you dont look human expect people to ask you wwhat you are
sometimes nicely
sometimes rudely
its just normal human behavvior to be completely fuckin impossible to guess wwhat theyre gonna do next

also if you cant keep them straight at first dont wworry humans all look alike for the first couple a months then you start noticin differences an shit
i used to use my comm to take pictures of people wwho i interacted wwith a lot so id remember them
that might help if youre noticin all their noses are generally straightbridged an their eyes are kind a this dumb murky brown or this weird murky blue or any other murky color
otherwwise you kind a havve to get used to it because humans are the predominant species on the ship an thats just the way things work

an noww like usual
if youre human an you see there are nonhumans runnin around bein vvisibly nonhuman could you do us all a huge favvor an not immediately ask to touch their random nonhuman extremities like horns or ears or hair or skin or extra arm or wwhatevver an just not do that
keep your questions brief an dont stare cos more n likely wwe dont havve time to deal wwith you or your bullshit

thats all i got i guess its been like three jumps since i made an announcement a this type on the netwwork
 
 
dαmσn sαlvαtσrє, αs ín sαvíσr
10 June 2013 @ 09:29 am
[ it's a rare thing when damon decides it's time to pick up his communicator and make a proper post to the network. typically these things are waaaay more...self-serving, especially for him of all people. but in the light of recent events there's an inkling of obligation that's been nagging at him.

he should know by now on this goddamn ship that maybe running into the arms of these not-so-standard impulses is not the way to go. pretty ironic considering the message he's trying to send here. ]


Hey, newbs and the rest of us who've been here way too long—I don't know what it is that makes you completely ignore advice, over a year of evidence, the most basic of human instincts like hey, maybe this is going to be a dumb idea. Either way you're failing miserably and I'm going to take it upon myself to reiterate this reminder:

Do not go wandering into the ship.

Really, I can't be clearer than that.

[ there's a pause on the audio feed, like damon's sudden thorough irritation is stopping him from saying the other important thing on his mind. the silence only lasts about ten second, and when he speaks again his voice is way less authoritative and way more solemn. ]

For anyone who knew him, Stefan Salvatore is gone. Home.

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miss irene adler.
10 June 2013 @ 12:58 pm
[ irene's not sitting in her room, she's sitting in someone else's. namely, the room that once belonged to her version of sherlock holmes. on her index finger are three gold rings that she fidgets idly with while she speaks. ]

I see our very own cautionary tale has graced us with an echo. For those newly arrived, I'd say pay attention to that, and note what happens if you don't get yourself into a pod before the jump time. It leaves in quite a mess, or so I'm told.

[ there's a clink of rings as she shakes them off, letting them fall onto the side table, edging them lightly into place with her fingertips. ]

Now, having that settled, I suppose I'd ask an introduction on the part of those newly arrived. All those newly arrived. In all the chaos of your arrival, it's only polite that we all introduce ourselves. We are to be living in rather close quarters for the foreseeable future, are we not?
 
 
vere von du gwynn.
10 June 2013 @ 04:44 pm
This is quite a craft.

( the attached voice is feminine, ~*~dark~*~, and colored with an impossible to place (vaguely russian, but... not......) high fantasy accent! she also sounds just slightly detached from current proceedings ― like this pants shittingly terrifying transdimensional jaunt is something she's observing from an outsider's perspective, not her own. )

Not to my tastes, I'm afraid; a man could shred himself on this architecture, and your Tranquility exudes anything but. Still, I'm certain it could be worse. ( KNOCK KNOCK. this is someone rapping their knuckles on some sort of metallic surface. ) She's quite sturdy. Better a well built mausoleum than the alternative.

( hardy har. a beat. )

Your guides mention hostile creatures, but not the breed. I would hear of them, if you'll indulge me; their appearance, their behavior, where they roam, how often they've been seen.

Call it grim curiosity.
 
 
Cassie Blake
10 June 2013 @ 06:17 pm
sooooooooooooooooooooo

a/s/l???

no wait

a/s/location back home/year?


[It's not just that Cassie's bored of this sci-fi bullshit already-- though she is. She also wants to get the lay of the land. And hey, someone might find it as funny as she does.]
 
 
splice_of_life
10 June 2013 @ 10:23 pm
[Smart phones this advanced are not something Mohinder is use to. Luckily, he's a child of the information and technology age and figuring out the more or less intuitive operating system of the device in his hand is not at all difficult. Thumbing along the touch screen, and bypassing the entertainment sections (films and books on a mobile? How remarkable!), Mohinder comes across what looks to be an electronic bulletin or message board. At least, that's the closest approximation he can make for the network. Perhaps it's similar to the listserv his University uses? Either way he has every intention to check into it later, after he leaves this post:]

My name is Mohinder Suresh. I seem to be unable to contact anyone I know using this device, as it it does not seem to be connected to a cellular network. This might sound ridiculous, but could someone tell me where I am?

[Mohinder is not known for making sound life decisions, but he'd rather think he is lost and this really is some sort of odd American hospital than going mad. He hits the send button and glances around again the hallway he's paused in.  Nothing looks like a hospital around here at all. 'Going mad,' unfortunately, seems to be what's happening after all.]