[The feed doesn't transmit any image, just the sound of an angry teenager with a thick and far from proper English accent trying to show the ship how many fucks he does not give.]

Fuckin' fancy prison we got here, yeah? Nothing like this back where I come from. No, you'd be lucky if you could even take a step in your cell. The guards don't give a fuck about the stuff they brought in with ya, either, [and he got his hoodie and a pack of cigarettes - among other things - so.] Is there anything else they'll wanna shove down my throat, though? 'Cause I'd rather take their cells than any more of that.

[He could throw out the threat that his family will know he's gone, but there's the very clear notion that if Miles ever went missing the reason would most likely be attributed to him having finally decided to run away. There aren't a lot of people who would bother to try and bring him back, which... would have been a good thing for him if they'd been right. Alas.]

The food's shit, by the way.

[The feed turns on rather hesitantly, as a face peers in at it, an angular eyebrow arching up.]

Hello? Uh, this thing is on, right-

Are we... we're actually in space, huh? Wow. That's definitely...different.

At any rate, my name's Phoenix Wright - I'm an attorney, back home.

[He zooms in on a yellow badge on the the lapel of his jacket, tapping it slightly.]

I know that might not be of much use in space, but I'm willing to help however I can - is there anything I should be reading, on that note?

[He scratches the back of his head, grinning a bit.] I'm kind of rambling here, aren't I. At any rate - it's nice to meet you all, and I hope I can help in any way.

Now, how do you turn this off again...?

[After fumbling for a moment, the feed ends.]

[ Good evening, Tranquility. Your lovely white haired scientist popping up on your screens! Well. Not yet 'scientist' but... At least she's looking well. Adjusting to being on a space ship was some tough stuff... ]

I am looking to contact Data or Xavier about a position in the science department. If they do not see this message, does anyone know how I can find them?

[ You can see the she's sitting on the ground and leaning forward slightly to keep her head within the frame. If you've seen her before, you'd know that the grey hooded sweatshirt she's sporting isn't her normal get-up. She snagged it from Scout after a certain encounter a night or so back - realizing that it was much more comfortable to lounge in instead of her leather-material. ]

I'm also hoping to learn more about this device. Does anyone have any advanced skills with it? Better yet, can anyone modify my cables so I may link up with it directly?

[ She has the cords beside her, lifting them to show the feed. All three look like regular cords, but both ends of all three cords are only a match to the plugs located at her temples and sides of her head. You'd have to be there to examine them more properly. ] 

I cannot risk damaging them, they are the only ones I have. 

[ Standing from the feed, everyone can see that the jacket isn't quite long enough to cover her underwear entirely - so everyone just got a two second show of her long legs and tiny black panties. The video ends. ]