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[scamp]

[The feed doesn't transmit any image, just the sound of an angry teenager with a thick and far from proper English accent trying to show the ship how many fucks he does not give.]

Fuckin' fancy prison we got here, yeah? Nothing like this back where I come from. No, you'd be lucky if you could even take a step in your cell. The guards don't give a fuck about the stuff they brought in with ya, either, [and he got his hoodie and a pack of cigarettes - among other things - so.] Is there anything else they'll wanna shove down my throat, though? 'Cause I'd rather take their cells than any more of that.

[He could throw out the threat that his family will know he's gone, but there's the very clear notion that if Miles ever went missing the reason would most likely be attributed to him having finally decided to run away. There aren't a lot of people who would bother to try and bring him back, which... would have been a good thing for him if they'd been right. Alas.]

The food's shit, by the way.

[ ooc: An opt-out post is thataway. ]

Comments

[allucinator]

Gosh, was it really? Here I thought they fed you a gourmet meal when you landed in prison.

[scamp]

Might as well have used the money they spent on all this other fancy shit, yeah?

[allucinator]

I dunno, I kinda like it. Makes you feel like you really is in the future.

[jilt]

You seem a bit young for a prison inmate.

[scamp]

Do I? [It's like she just blew his mind! With sarcasm!] Can't believe they'd make that mistake!

[jilt]

Your crime must have been very grevious.

voice;

[chaineddog]

Everything is shit here but that's no news to anyone.

[scamp]

Not everythin'.

[chaineddog]

Most things. I haven't found very many things that are positive about this flying hunk of junk.

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[hostage]

Where'd you do time?

[scamp]

London.

[A place divided into various kingdoms in the world he's from, each more violent than the last. Kings and Queens rule with physical force; their subjects survive each other in the same manner. While Camden would be a more accurate answer, it also happens to be one of the less aggressive kingdoms (often referred to as the place for 'peace loving hippies'), so the answer might not have been nearly as impressive to those who know what he'd be talking about.]

Ever been there?

voice

[amethysts]

Nobody's gonna fuck you, as far as I know. Probs people who would if they could get away with it, but. Nah.

You get the manual yet or what?

[scamp]

You can fucking bet they wouldn't get away with it.

[Bla bla bla, Miles.]

I got a tour guide.

text;

[insufferableprick]

deepthroating breathing tubes is gonna happen once a month
either you accept this fate or go the way of ground chicken

[scamp]

[TEXT. The bane of his existence.]

You can talk to me like a regular person; 'm not gonna read that.

video;

[stimulations]

That's a remarkably limited way to look at it.

[scamp]

[Pff. Look at that face. It'd be begging for a beating where he's from.

(Not really - at least in Camden - but the thought still crosses his mind.)]

Yeah? Feel free to share what's on your mind.

text

[hejhej]

I've had better food at Ikea.

[scamp]

[That's a little easier to read. But still: augh, text.]

I'll tell you what I told the last guy: you can talk to me like a normal person or fuck off.

voice;

[besiege]

[ HA HA HA god she really missed you kid ]

Get used to things being shoved down your throat, kid, 'cause I bet you anything those tubes'll be the least of your worries soon enough.

[scamp]

[kawaii]

Unless it's an alien going up my arse, I'm pretty sure I can take it.

video;

[grandseigneur]

Spent plenty of time on the wrong side of the law, have we?

[from the look of this guy, so has he.]

[scamp]

[From the look of this guy, he needs a haircut. (Miles makes the most profound observations.)]

The law? The guards either like the look on your face or they don't.

[What actually happens: Miles either starts a fight with them or he doesn't.]

( voice )

[raffish]

What were you expecting, lobster and butter?

[scamp]

Yeah, [WHY THE FUCK NOT] 'Cause that'd be better than eating any of this space rubbish.