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[wrightingwrongs]

[The feed turns on rather hesitantly, as a face peers in at it, an angular eyebrow arching up.]

Hello? Uh, this thing is on, right-

Are we... we're actually in space, huh? Wow. That's definitely...different.

At any rate, my name's Phoenix Wright - I'm an attorney, back home.

[He zooms in on a yellow badge on the the lapel of his jacket, tapping it slightly.]

I know that might not be of much use in space, but I'm willing to help however I can - is there anything I should be reading, on that note?

[He scratches the back of his head, grinning a bit.] I'm kind of rambling here, aren't I. At any rate - it's nice to meet you all, and I hope I can help in any way.

Now, how do you turn this off again...?

[After fumbling for a moment, the feed ends.]

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[coffeeking]

Oh bloody hell, not another attorney.

[He may or may not have meant to broadcast that to you, Phoenix.]

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[wrightingwrongs]

A-another attorney?

[(Oh no...)]

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[coffeeking]

Edgeworth is a pain enough in everyone's arse. Please tell me you're not his sidekick, and together you make Team Blind Faith in a Faulty Justice System.

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[shoyu]

[ after a moment of staring, have some soft laughter -- nothing mean, just kind of amused. an attorney's something to do with law, right? funny how different this man is from edgeworth. ]

Good evening, Mister Wright. I do believe there's some recommended basic reading, if I could figure out how to send it -- [ some clumsy fumbling with the comm device, stray beeps and whirrs and all. ] -- ah, here we go!

[ ping! message for you! ]

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[wrightingwrongs]

[His face focuses in as he reads, picking up as much information as he can. He seems to be fumbling with the communicator for a bit, trying to make sure to save the data.]

[► GENERAL INFORMATION has been added to the Court Record.]

This is definitely a lot to take in... and this is all we know so far?

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[amethysts]

Oh, hey, you know Miles?

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[wrightingwrongs]

Edgeworth? Yeah, we're old friends.

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[jurisimpudent]

[He listens to every word of this, every last word. The thing is - the Phoenix Wright he knew was a child back in Los Angeles. He was a bit afraid but not cowardly, silly, not so very ambitious...He was no one who would grow into a defense attorney.

It does look like him, though, and it sounds like he would sound...

No. It's a lie.]

I find this deeply unamusing.

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[wrightingwrongs]

[He listens intently, but he doesn't need to.]

(That's him, alright.)

Edgeworth!

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[player_not_slayer]

[Oh, another lawyer dude. Great.]

Hope you're not planning on posting any lame-ass surveys to the network like that other assclown.

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[wrightingwrongs]

...Surveys?

I'm not really the survey type.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Phoenix is rather an interesting name-- although really, seeing as mine is Remus, I hardly have room to talk. In any case: I hope you're adjusting well. If I can answer any questions, please, let me know.

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[wrightingwrongs]

Yeah... I think my parents had an odd sense of humor - though Remus is a different name, too.

As for any questions, I'd like to ask about your own personal experience so far.

[jilt]

An attorny. How distinguished.

[wrightingwrongs]

Ahahaha... I'm glad someone thinks so! Usually I'm just the punchline to a lot of jokes.

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[falsehoods]

I fear you may find this a lawless place.

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[wrightingwrongs]

Yeah, I kind of figured that. A spaceship like this probably doesn't exactly have a courtroom, huh?

It's okay, more or less. It seems like there's a lot bigger things to worry about, huh?

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[hostage]

[Jesse has just been laughing and laughing at that exchange with Edgeworth, he practically has to wipe tears from his eyes.]

Hahaha... awesome.

Welcome to outer space, yo.

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[wrightingwrongs]

Hey, thank you. I hope I fit in around here.

...Are you going to be okay?

[snaketrap]

[ He cannot wait to see the arguments you will have with Edgeworth. This is a grand opportunity for some harmless meddling, he thinks. Boring as this ship is most of the time. ]

Fascinating, is it not?

[wrightingwrongs]

[Phoenix has been growing accostomed to the network, bantering with everyone in turn.]

...What do you mean by fascinating, exactly? The ship? Space?

(Don't say my hair...)

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[dirtyword]

[ Badge? Brendan's eyebrows raise, even he's not on video. Great, more authority figures. ]

Plan on flashing that to the wide-eyes?

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[wrightingwrongs]

Wide-eyes? Well, I don't plan on flashing it often...

(As much as I'd like to...)

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[still_alive]

Oh great. Another lawyer. Well. Let's hope you possess more intelligence and tact than the other one. Though I doubt it.

[GLaDOS, this is not how we say hello.]

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[wrightingwrongs]

[Give him a second, GLaDOS, he's used to talking more than typing.]

Bad experiences with Edgeworth, I presume?