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13 February 2013 @ 11:53 pm
10 February 2013 @ 01:59 pm
[The video comes on, and the only thing anyone watching can see is a shock of black hair and part of a bright blue eye.
She's had the communicator since her arrival, of course, but it's so far out of her realm of understanding that it took her a while to decide whether she should actually touch it, or if she should just throw it out. Of course, eventually her natural curiosity won out and so she's inspecting it now, obviously unaware that the video is recording. Hawke jostles it again, and more of her face comes into view.]
-box, if there's nothing shiny inside it? [She's either talking to herself, or talking to someone off-camera, who knows?] Unless it's some relic with magical powers. The last one I encountered drove everyone who owned it mad - I think I'll pass on that.
She's had the communicator since her arrival, of course, but it's so far out of her realm of understanding that it took her a while to decide whether she should actually touch it, or if she should just throw it out. Of course, eventually her natural curiosity won out and so she's inspecting it now, obviously unaware that the video is recording. Hawke jostles it again, and more of her face comes into view.]
-box, if there's nothing shiny inside it? [She's either talking to herself, or talking to someone off-camera, who knows?] Unless it's some relic with magical powers. The last one I encountered drove everyone who owned it mad - I think I'll pass on that.
14 January 2013 @ 09:33 am
[ He clears his throat. ]
Alistair here. I'm reporting that Shale's body was... irretrievable. [ A small, muttered "I guess". ] The black hole thingie that killed her is still there. So, unless you want to find it yourself, you're going to need a lot of padding and a lot of rope. [ He chuckles, not really that into it, before pausing. ] No, but seriously, don't do that. The black hole will suck you in and you will die.
The gist of it is basically what everybody else has mentioned before. Walking around alone is a bad idea. If the monsters don't get you, the black hole will.
And to everybody else that knew Shale... [ Right. This is the hardest part. But a good king knows how to lie through his teeth. ] She was a good soldier and a good friend. Whether she's by the Maker's side or she returned to The Stone, know that she's in a better place now.
Alistair here. I'm reporting that Shale's body was... irretrievable. [ A small, muttered "I guess". ] The black hole thingie that killed her is still there. So, unless you want to find it yourself, you're going to need a lot of padding and a lot of rope. [ He chuckles, not really that into it, before pausing. ] No, but seriously, don't do that. The black hole will suck you in and you will die.
The gist of it is basically what everybody else has mentioned before. Walking around alone is a bad idea. If the monsters don't get you, the black hole will.
And to everybody else that knew Shale... [ Right. This is the hardest part. But a good king knows how to lie through his teeth. ] She was a good soldier and a good friend. Whether she's by the Maker's side or she returned to The Stone, know that she's in a better place now.
07 January 2013 @ 10:11 pm
[ Time to reach out and touch people on a mass scale. Not that he didn't appreciate the one-on-ones, everyone. Also screw you Caffrey, he's been waiting all month for this!! ]
hello fellow passengers youre welcome for fixing the network
so lets all say hello then, go ahead and tell me a bit about yourselves
and if youre feeling shy just remember that ive already seen most of you naked
and to those of you who wear underwear in your pods, first of all, no cheating
second of all soggy pants hide nothing and besides its probably best to get as much air as possible down there, who knows what sorts of weird stis you can get from space jelly if you let it incubate
basically all im saying is if theres an outbreak of the space thrush well all know you pants wearing bastards are to blame
[ He's not entirely sure if thrush is contagious, actually, but point made. ]
hello fellow passengers youre welcome for fixing the network
so lets all say hello then, go ahead and tell me a bit about yourselves
and if youre feeling shy just remember that ive already seen most of you naked
and to those of you who wear underwear in your pods, first of all, no cheating
second of all soggy pants hide nothing and besides its probably best to get as much air as possible down there, who knows what sorts of weird stis you can get from space jelly if you let it incubate
basically all im saying is if theres an outbreak of the space thrush well all know you pants wearing bastards are to blame
[ He's not entirely sure if thrush is contagious, actually, but point made. ]