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[picnmix]

[ Time to reach out and touch people on a mass scale. Not that he didn't appreciate the one-on-ones, everyone. Also screw you Caffrey, he's been waiting all month for this!! ]

hello fellow passengers youre welcome for fixing the network

so lets all say hello then, go ahead and tell me a bit about yourselves

and if youre feeling shy just remember that ive already seen most of you naked

and to those of you who wear underwear in your pods, first of all, no cheating

second of all soggy pants hide nothing and besides its probably best to get as much air as possible down there, who knows what sorts of weird stis you can get from space jelly if you let it incubate

basically all im saying is if theres an outbreak of the space thrush well all know you pants wearing bastards are to blame

[ He's not entirely sure if thrush is contagious, actually, but point made. ]

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[fraud]

wow, aren't you a breath of fresh air

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[picnmix]

which is exactly what all the cocks and fannies of the ship need

theres clinical support for this im not making it up

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[littleduck]

[Just have a thirteen year old girl staring with so much disapproval, Nathan. There is so much disapproval. So very much.]

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[picnmix]

what the fuck is this i thought they checked ids before abducting you poor bastards

are you five years old

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[suddenlycaptain]

Wow.

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[picnmix]

yes i know its quite impressive isnt it

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[noflying]

youre something else, kid

[ He may be amused. Just a little bit. ]

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[picnmix]

but im still not a gay cowboy

i suppose we cant have everything can we

[ that's actually not meant as an insult. somehow?? ]

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[breathalyser]

please keep these thoughts to your tiny little head

[ LOOK SHE'S SAYING PLEASE ]

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[picnmix]

i would but my mum always said it was polite to share

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[backstabbing]

[because how does texting on this device work

who knows]

Anyone who wears undergarments or more to bed is a spoilsport.

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[picnmix]

[ oh hello ]

so are you wearing any pants then

[ if only he knew how relevant this question was to character design critics everywhere. ]

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[doggedly]

o however will we repay you kind sir
youve saved us all
only what are stis can you save us further & do some educating

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[picnmix]

[ HELLO BOYFRIEND ]

yes of course my child

sti stands for sexually transmitted infection

if you take off your pants and look at the red sores on your cock youll see a prime example

and if youre wondering, yes, thats also what all that itching is about

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[firms]

seriously? people wake up disoriented? they freak out and you take the time to actually notice that they're naked? you don't find that rude?

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[picnmix]

well i didnt walk around with my eyes closed if thats what youre asking im not a total twat

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[king]

We can agree on something, then. Pants are the highest form of cowardice.

video just for you whatever your name is lancelot right

[picnmix]

Well that's a bit aggressive. I won't lie, now I'm slightly afraid to go pantsless around you.

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[tirade]

thanks for the gross imagery

but isn't not wearing underwear more harmful? with space jelly creeping into places you probably wouldn't want it and... stuff

and just a friendly tip but you know thrush isn't contagious right

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[picnmix]

no because if you have pants on the jelly gets in there anyway and then it gets all toasty

[ this is all very scientific he speaks from experience ok. ]

and how is thrush not contagious where does it come from then

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[heltersskelter]

hope you enjoyed the show then

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[picnmix]

well that all depends doesnt it

whatre your measurements

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[entrapments]

wow that is so considerate

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[picnmix]

well i was raised catholic

were meant to be generous and all that something about jesus

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[circumitus]

thrush. really.

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[picnmix]

yes like when theres cheese where there shouldnt be

do you not know what thrush is

[hostage]

lol

[picnmix]

this is the most intelligent reply ive gotten yet

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[unparental]

...wow.

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[picnmix]

The proper response is "thank you", but I suppose I'll take it.

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[lockwood]

Glad to see someone is keeping in mind what's really important here

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[picnmix]

Hey, man, don't take the piss. Diseases on ships are very serious business. Imagine what would happen if one of these renaissance fuckers brought syphilis with them, we'd all be dead of it in weeks.

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[skindeep]

I hope there wasn't any measuring involved.

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[picnmix]

You've forgotten your codpiece.

[ Is the first, matter-of-fact observation, and then a second later- ]

What the fuck is this, are we already cloning ourselves? Why didn't I get a turn?

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[servant]

Space thrush.

[Well that's something he never heard Gaius talk about.]

How do you treat it?

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[picnmix]

Well you piss on a towel and wrap it around your head, don't you.

[ You'd better be taking notes!! ]

[abrahamic]

you know it's not actually contagious, right?
unless everyone gets yeast infection simultaneously.
i mean you know about sti and stuff, i assume you're somewhere from the 1990s onwards or something.

[ The Tranquility: making you conscious about time-space-universe continuum since 2011. ]

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[picnmix]

why are you such an expert on stis have you got one

[ Nathan Young: missing the point since forever. ]

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[chambermaid]

[ because she doesn't know how to switch to anything yet.]

Space thrush? [THAT SOUNDS AWFUL AND PAINFUL]

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[picnmix]

There you go making that face again. Has anyone ever told you you ought to take up some hobbies for stress relief?

And yes, space thrush. I imagine it's a lot like regular thrush, which I'm sure you know intimately, being from the pre-showers period and all that.

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[constructum]

Who the hell are you?

[ yep, this is the best question to ask here. ]

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[picnmix]

nathan young who the hell are you

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Thrush isn't contagious, you know.

Why don't you tell us something about you?

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[picnmix]

but you already know me so well anus what else could you possibly want to know

[theyalldieforme]

are you walking around naked?

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[picnmix]

not currently no

are you

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[fuckinghysterical]

i guess you havent had anyone freak out on you yet for not wearing clothing. :|

but space stis.

do you have experience with those???

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[picnmix]

no why have you

do you tend to walk around naked

and not personally unless we count the experience of a friend of mine but that wasnt in space so no i suppose not

and id like to keep it that way!!

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[dirtyword]

[ Have the voice of a 17 year old, Nathan. ] Considerate.

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[picnmix]

[ Enjoy the accent. ]

It's because I'm a Catholic, it's in our blood to be compassionate.