( 06 ) video ✵ standing waiting for the sandbox to blow sitting targets in the wild west show

[stacked]

[ for once, no one has to deal with faith and jaye's ridiculous mess of a room. instead the feed opens on faith's old room, which is dusty at worst. ]

Okay, so. Here's the thing-- no disrespect to fight club and all, I'm a fan. Sparring's cool for the little stuff, but it doesn't hit that real itch.

[ which would be killing, for all of you who don't speak crazy slayer. ]

So, here's what we got. Nerd wing overrun with those rat things, and looks like they're planning to just chill there for now. I'm thinking... fish with bitchin' teeth, barrel. Math's not all that hard.

Tyke already covered the general deal-- you wanna head out on your own good luck with that and mazel tov I guess, try not to bleed all over. Gets shit slippery, makes it a bitch for the rest of us. [ she shrugs one shoulder, rueful. it's true okay, geez. ] What I'm looking for is a hunting party. Fast and lean-- I got enough gear for me and maybe like three other people. Anybody who can bring their own shit to the table's welcome, but I get final call.

You wanna showboat and play hero, I got no use for you. And if you feel like you gotta prove your dick's the biggest skip the fight and just go ahead and whip it out right now, see what happens. Lonely in space, might get a couple takers for that. [ she grins, all teeth. ] All right, what else. You can't keep up, I don't need you. You can't take orders, I don't need you. You can't work nice with the other kids, I really don't need you. And no offense to the 101 crowd, but I'm not looking to babysit. You can't take care of yourself, don't need you either. Nothing personal.

I don't give a shit about attitude as long as you listen the fuck up, you stay low, and you don't get dead because that'd suck pretty hard for you. Plus then we gotta bring you back and if I bring back bodybags, boss lady's gonna get pissed and cut off my access to the party room and then I'm gonna get pissed. So no stupid moves, no dying, everybody's happy.

And if you wanna know why I'm in charge, other than 'cos I said so? [ she pans the camera over to the entirety of her weapons collection, a few clearly less high quality and more homemade blades joining the throng. ] Because they're my toys, and if you wanna play with them you have to ask nice.

[ she's such a delicate flower. ]

If you're down, we'll talk experience.



( ooc | depending on ic interest in actually going out, we can talk logs and/or handwaving etc. )

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[helpmeguideit]

Why though? What makes you more successful than the rest?

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[stacked]

...dude, I'm not looking to clear it.

[ this is her idea of fun. seriously. ]

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[corp]

Nerd wing? You might need to elaborate. This place is essentially a nerd's dream gone bad.

STUBBORNLY VIDEO she sets hers to talk at her, wait until you see her "locks" nolan

[stacked]

The new nerd wing.

[ in the tones of deepest 'like duh'. ]

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[slipperysoul]

Faith.

[ because really, this is not going to make him less worried. ]

video; locked

[stacked]

That's my name.

[ LA LA LA LA LA SHE'S FINE ]

[northerner]

Having the most weapons doesn't necessarily make one qualified to lead.

[ faith omg you and robert baratheon would be bros don't let anyone tell you different. ]

[stacked]

Yeah, but it does make one qualified to tell people if they wanna use them, they have to do what I say.

[ yeah she's mocking your phrasing robb ]

voice;

[sufferances]

If I say I'm in, can I call dibs on the axe?

voice;

[stacked]

Depends. You any good?

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[widowing]

[ well there. ]

Nice toys.

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[stacked]

I like 'em. Make me feel good inside.

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[justdumbluck]

...Damn. Where'd you get all that?

[He doesn't have a single knife here and he can't hide his envy.]

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[stacked]

Lockers. [ she shrugs one shoulder, running a fond hand over one of the blades. ] Guess the ship's a fan.

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[executiveassistant]

I have no interest whatsoever in going out and almost getting myself killed by giant rats, just to make that clear from the get-go.

[ahem, with that out of the way--]

Still, nice speech. You getting people harassing you about it yet?

[It's all admiration over here. She can admire a badass woman.]

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[stacked]

[ IT'S THAT WEIRD GINGER LADY WHO SAYS NICE THINGS FLEE ]

...got some bites, yeah.

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

Faith, right? Your roommate's mentioned you.

Quite the collection you got, there.

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[stacked]

That'd be me. You're the dude she went out with, right?

I like nice things.

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[tumbleweeds]

That's three people and your favorite roommate, right?

[ And your favorite roommate's dog. ]

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[stacked]

Man, you go tiger and don't get bit? Let's freaking roll, that's some seriously hardcore Animal Planet shit.

[wolfinthesnow]

.........what?

[stacked]

Rats. Gonna go take some out. No new kids wanted.

...you got the part about dick measuring okay, yeah?

[ sorry, jon. ]

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[chaineddog]

[Heine wouldn't have replied just on the fact that she was a woman but he's been itching to do more than just patrol and idly twiddle his thumbs.]

What kind of experience are you looking for?

STUBBORNLY VIDEO she has her device set to speak texts most of the time

[stacked]

Fighting's a must. Tracking's a bonus, any kind of power ups or magic's always cool.

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[mayormaynot]

[Oh Faithy he knows one of those knives and it makes him smile to know you still have it. Cheerfully:]

Now, that's some leadership! Good for you. Taking initiative.

[video]

[stacked]

[ ...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. ]

Yeeeeeeah, Bossl-- Tyke's the leader. I just... kill stuff.

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[lockwood]

What exactly counts as experience? [Tyler can use the outlet.]

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[stacked]

...we threw down my first month, you get shittier since then?

[ charming darling. ]

ignore my default icon pls also it's video

[prince]

Good lord.

[ despite his terribly unimpressed tone, he wants in. he badly wants in, hunting monsters in a group is his fucking kryptonite. ]

All right.

[ he's SEC, he does actually have the ability to take orders and play nicely with others. he was raised by uther pendragon, after all. or, moulded, is perhaps the better word. shaped. ]

you're lying it's voice and he's wearing the crown irl

[stacked]

All right what, Sunshine?

[endeavors]

I'd - [like to help, but he suddenly decides he better not. So this will be an awkward silence while he tries to think of something else.] Be careful.

[stacked]

Sweeeeeeeeeet. [ drawing out the word a little, mostly because she's awful. ] Any other helpful tips?

[andblockbuster]

[Sometimes Faith... It's really uncanny how much you remind him of Echo. Only more psycho.]

So... Just so we're clear, you really don't have a twin sister somewhere, right?

[stacked]

Dunno, Tweak. Keep asking me, see what happens.

[ topher she would never hit you

...well maybe only a little. ]

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[idkmybffjessie]

Sounds like my kind of party.

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[stacked]

Yeah? What're your quals?

[makedo]

'Don't get dead' is good advice. [ driest of all dry tones. ]

[stacked]

Yeah, well. I do the newbie lessons with Snow, right now I'm not about hand holding how not to die, just gonna take people who already know.

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[angerissues]

[ Mason lets out a low whistle at the sight of all those weapons. ] Impressive. How are you going to decide who's worthy to join, though? [ He wants to make sure she's thinking this through, that she's not just going to take the word of whoever responds with I CAN DO IT. ]

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[stacked]

If I haven't already seen their moves? They show me, or they don't get to play. Not big on 'trust me's. Been hurt and all that.

[ she totally feels you, mason. ]

[gilding]

A hunting party for rats. [Not usually how the story goes.] Are you that desperate for prey?

[stacked]

You see anything else around? Those devil dogs aren't like, just lining up coming out to play, and they're smart too. Makes 'em dangerous. These things? Everybody handles themselves like grownups, it's the best game in town.

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[surrogates]

I don't know, you're kind of giving off the impression that your dick is the biggest right now.

[ he means with the stash of weapons, okay. jesus faith. ]

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[stacked]

Mostly 'cos it is. Sup, Gunny?

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