( 06 ) video ✵ standing waiting for the sandbox to blow sitting targets in the wild west show

[stacked]

[ for once, no one has to deal with faith and jaye's ridiculous mess of a room. instead the feed opens on faith's old room, which is dusty at worst. ]

Okay, so. Here's the thing-- no disrespect to fight club and all, I'm a fan. Sparring's cool for the little stuff, but it doesn't hit that real itch.

[ which would be killing, for all of you who don't speak crazy slayer. ]

So, here's what we got. Nerd wing overrun with those rat things, and looks like they're planning to just chill there for now. I'm thinking... fish with bitchin' teeth, barrel. Math's not all that hard.

Tyke already covered the general deal-- you wanna head out on your own good luck with that and mazel tov I guess, try not to bleed all over. Gets shit slippery, makes it a bitch for the rest of us. [ she shrugs one shoulder, rueful. it's true okay, geez. ] What I'm looking for is a hunting party. Fast and lean-- I got enough gear for me and maybe like three other people. Anybody who can bring their own shit to the table's welcome, but I get final call.

You wanna showboat and play hero, I got no use for you. And if you feel like you gotta prove your dick's the biggest skip the fight and just go ahead and whip it out right now, see what happens. Lonely in space, might get a couple takers for that. [ she grins, all teeth. ] All right, what else. You can't keep up, I don't need you. You can't take orders, I don't need you. You can't work nice with the other kids, I really don't need you. And no offense to the 101 crowd, but I'm not looking to babysit. You can't take care of yourself, don't need you either. Nothing personal.

I don't give a shit about attitude as long as you listen the fuck up, you stay low, and you don't get dead because that'd suck pretty hard for you. Plus then we gotta bring you back and if I bring back bodybags, boss lady's gonna get pissed and cut off my access to the party room and then I'm gonna get pissed. So no stupid moves, no dying, everybody's happy.

And if you wanna know why I'm in charge, other than 'cos I said so? [ she pans the camera over to the entirety of her weapons collection, a few clearly less high quality and more homemade blades joining the throng. ] Because they're my toys, and if you wanna play with them you have to ask nice.

[ she's such a delicate flower. ]

If you're down, we'll talk experience.



( ooc | depending on ic interest in actually going out, we can talk logs and/or handwaving etc. )

Comments

[makedo]

[ Brad definitely knows, and he's half-tempted to go along — but then he doesn't know her nor the people she'd take along and he's not going to trust any of them with watching his six just yet. ]

Who's Snow? [ Weird name. ]

[stacked]

--right, uh. Jon Snow. Big dude, lots of hair. Has a big fuckin' wolf-- the white one, not the other ones. Carries a sword a lot, can't miss him.

[makedo]

[ This place is fucking weird. ]

Good to know.

OH GOD i totally forgot to ask is this voice or video

[stacked]

[ you ain't seen nothing yet. ]

Anyone else I can play tour guide for?

asdf sorry my bad. video since that's what her post was.

[makedo]

[ and here he'd thought iraq had been a clusterfuck. ]

No. [ a beat. ] You don't strike me like the type.

okay cool! i thought so, but figured i should check

[stacked]

That's 'cos it was sarcasm. Should get your ears checked.

...so we're clear, you're not a giant freaking tree of a vampire getting his jollies pretending to be a new kid, right? Because if you're this bored, jackass, go tell G he should stick your overgrown ass in a timeout if that's what it takes.

[ she's a mellow, mellow kind of girl. much like ray person is a genteel, delicate soul. ]

i should've clarified ;; in unrelated news, mind if i add you on plurk?

[makedo]

Next chance I'll get. [ and where she is sarcastic, he is dry and unmoved. congratulations. ]

I'm a marine, not a vampire.

[ ray person is delicate little flower. you heard it from him first. ]

fffff, don't even worry, it's nbd at all. and yeah, go for it!

[stacked]

I don't need mine. Yeah, you're not him. Not enough of the tight jean swagger going down... plus you don't sound like the poster child for Ikea.

--well ooh-rah, then. [ boston's a stoop town, and faith was essentially half homeless; lots of vets on chairs willing to talk to a scrawny little girl with nothing else to do, once she bugged them enough. ] I'm neither.

[ one day he was going to be a ballerina and then someone stole that dream, bradley. ]

excellent o/

[makedo]

[ what are you even talking about? or more specifically, who? ] The fuck are you talking about?

[ though the oorah gets an upward quirk of his lips in response, more of a smirk than a smile.

...... brad only ever wanted to be an airplane, fuck ray for misinterpreting. ]

[stacked]

Vampire. Big. Sounds like the Swedish chef, a little. Looks just like you.

[ using slower tones there, despite the fact she really was making so goddamn sense at all.

whatever bradley wanted to be a beautiful fucking princess only he got trapped in a freakishly large body like the big ugly girl he is. ]

[makedo]

There's a vampire here who looks like me?

[ this place is giving him a fucking headache. and she is most definitely not making sense.

excuse you he's a warrior princess at the very least. ]

[stacked]

White Fang. Uh-- Northman. Eric. Can't miss him.

[ she shrugs one shoulder. you're kind of physically impressive, brad, it's a thing. ]

[makedo]

[ damn right he's physically impressive — but the vampire thing is throwing him off a bit. can you really blame him?

not that it shows in his expression, exactly. ]

Something to look forward to.

[stacked]

Apparently I got one called 'Echo'. Yeah.

[ people seem to think that's hilarious.

faith disagrees, it's her face and this echo chick can step off. ]

[makedo]

A vampire called Echo? That's some annoying shit.

[ he's going to ignore the bit where you've just told him he has a vampire double for the time being, thanks. ]

[stacked]

Nah, mine's not a vamp. Just a 'face double' or whatever people're calling it.

[ wait until she shares the slayer thing and the 'i could snap you in half sorry recon training magic cheats', that'll go over well. ]

[makedo]

[ ... that's just cheating ]

Echo's still a fucking gay ass name.

[stacked]

...didn't catch mine, huh?

[ faith's not a whole lot better.

also NYEAH NYEAH STILL COUNTS ]

[makedo]

Is it worse than Echo?

[ 'faith' really isn't any better at all. at least echo's in the phonetic alphabet. ]

[stacked]

Faith.

...mom liked wine coolers and the Jesus channel to help the morning sickness go down, do not fucking start.

[ LOL FAITH DOESN'T HAVE ANY yeah that joke's still funny, universe ]

[makedo]

[ wow, okay. she said not to start, but who says brad should listen? ]

Did your mother hate you?

[stacked]

I grew up in Southie and she liked to drink while she was knocked up, what you think?

[ mommy issues for acres on this one. ]

[makedo]

Should've disowned her as soon as possible. [ in case you haven't. ]

[stacked]

Six feet of ground took care of that one for me.

[ and then she killed the guy she felt killed her mom but that's serious emotion talk and serious emotion talk is for losers and pussies and being way, way drunk so you have an excuse. ]

[makedo]

[ inclining his head in some sort of acknowledgment. ] Fair enough.