( 06 ) video ✵ standing waiting for the sandbox to blow sitting targets in the wild west show
[ for once, no one has to deal with faith and jaye's ridiculous mess of a room. instead the feed opens on faith's old room, which is dusty at worst. ]
Okay, so. Here's the thing-- no disrespect to fight club and all, I'm a fan. Sparring's cool for the little stuff, but it doesn't hit that real itch.
[ which would be killing, for all of you who don't speakcrazy slayer. ]
So, here's what we got. Nerd wing overrun with those rat things, and looks like they're planning to just chill there for now. I'm thinking... fish with bitchin' teeth, barrel. Math's not all that hard.
Tyke already covered the general deal-- you wanna head out on your own good luck with that and mazel tov I guess, try not to bleed all over. Gets shit slippery, makes it a bitch for the rest of us. [ she shrugs one shoulder, rueful. it's true okay, geez. ] What I'm looking for is a hunting party. Fast and lean-- I got enough gear for me and maybe like three other people. Anybody who can bring their own shit to the table's welcome, but I get final call.
You wanna showboat and play hero, I got no use for you. And if you feel like you gotta prove your dick's the biggest skip the fight and just go ahead and whip it out right now, see what happens. Lonely in space, might get a couple takers for that. [ she grins, all teeth. ] All right, what else. You can't keep up, I don't need you. You can't take orders, I don't need you. You can't work nice with the other kids, I really don't need you. And no offense to the 101 crowd, but I'm not looking to babysit. You can't take care of yourself, don't need you either. Nothing personal.
I don't give a shit about attitude as long as you listen the fuck up, you stay low, and you don't get dead because that'd suck pretty hard for you. Plus then we gotta bring you back and if I bring back bodybags, boss lady's gonna get pissed and cut off my access to the party room and then I'm gonna get pissed. So no stupid moves, no dying, everybody's happy.
And if you wanna know why I'm in charge, other than 'cos I said so? [ she pans the camera over to the entirety of her weapons collection, a few clearly less high quality and more homemade blades joining the throng. ] Because they're my toys, and if you wanna play with them you have to ask nice.
[ she's such a delicate flower. ]
If you're down, we'll talk experience.
( ooc | depending on ic interest in actually going out, we can talk logs and/or handwaving etc. )
Okay, so. Here's the thing-- no disrespect to fight club and all, I'm a fan. Sparring's cool for the little stuff, but it doesn't hit that real itch.
[ which would be killing, for all of you who don't speak
So, here's what we got. Nerd wing overrun with those rat things, and looks like they're planning to just chill there for now. I'm thinking... fish with bitchin' teeth, barrel. Math's not all that hard.
Tyke already covered the general deal-- you wanna head out on your own good luck with that and mazel tov I guess, try not to bleed all over. Gets shit slippery, makes it a bitch for the rest of us. [ she shrugs one shoulder, rueful. it's true okay, geez. ] What I'm looking for is a hunting party. Fast and lean-- I got enough gear for me and maybe like three other people. Anybody who can bring their own shit to the table's welcome, but I get final call.
You wanna showboat and play hero, I got no use for you. And if you feel like you gotta prove your dick's the biggest skip the fight and just go ahead and whip it out right now, see what happens. Lonely in space, might get a couple takers for that. [ she grins, all teeth. ] All right, what else. You can't keep up, I don't need you. You can't take orders, I don't need you. You can't work nice with the other kids, I really don't need you. And no offense to the 101 crowd, but I'm not looking to babysit. You can't take care of yourself, don't need you either. Nothing personal.
I don't give a shit about attitude as long as you listen the fuck up, you stay low, and you don't get dead because that'd suck pretty hard for you. Plus then we gotta bring you back and if I bring back bodybags, boss lady's gonna get pissed and cut off my access to the party room and then I'm gonna get pissed. So no stupid moves, no dying, everybody's happy.
And if you wanna know why I'm in charge, other than 'cos I said so? [ she pans the camera over to the entirety of her weapons collection, a few clearly less high quality and more homemade blades joining the throng. ] Because they're my toys, and if you wanna play with them you have to ask nice.
[ she's such a delicate flower. ]
If you're down, we'll talk experience.
( ooc | depending on ic interest in actually going out, we can talk logs and/or handwaving etc. )
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[ he means with the stash of weapons, okay. jesus faith. ]
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[ :DDDDDDDDDDDDD ]
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Not as much as you, apparently, Faith. [ ha ha no not going to talk about his sad sad life right now. ] You really planning on dragging a group down there to kill as many as you can?
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Hell yeah I am-- more than once, if people keep coming.
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And are you going to stop point out we've had nothing to kill for ages? [ not actually an admonishment. oops. ]
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Depends on if you all come limping back in after the first trip back.
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[ :D ]
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Vampire fiancee, remember? Might murder me dead if she catches me sneaking out to go kill a bunch of rats. She might even get my best friend in on it.
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She's had enough horrors for at least a month, Faith, or I might consider it.
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[ and now, a little awkwardly because lol social skills ]
She doing okay?
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[ ...first damon, now faith. ric actually hates everything. ]
Yeah. No space crazy in the slightest. [ l i a r, except okay hers isn't space crazy now is it. ] Still a little— on edge but okay.
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[ and that is the MOST COMFORTING SPEECH in her roster it's sad ]
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I know. Just isn't fun waiting for it to be fine. [ honesty time with alaric saltzman apparently. moving on because gross, no feelings. ] If I ping you after your first trip you promise you'll drag my ass along? Still haven't gotten to show you my bow in action.
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[ and if he sounds just fucking pleased as fuck that's his business. ]
I'll talk to you later, don't get your ass killed. [ and then le disconnecting of the feed leave me alone sarah. ]