ataraxion | ( 06 ) video ✵ standing waiting for the sandbox to blow sitting targets in the wild west show

[ for once, no one has to deal with faith and jaye's ridiculous mess of a room. instead the feed opens on faith's old room, which is dusty at worst. ]

Okay, so. Here's the thing-- no disrespect to fight club and all, I'm a fan. Sparring's cool for the little stuff, but it doesn't hit that real itch.

[ which would be killing, for all of you who don't speak ~~crazy~~ slayer. ]

So, here's what we got. Nerd wing overrun with those rat things, and looks like they're planning to just chill there for now. I'm thinking... fish with bitchin' teeth, barrel. Math's not all that hard.

Tyke already covered the general deal-- you wanna head out on your own good luck with that and mazel tov I guess, try not to bleed all over. Gets shit slippery, makes it a bitch for the rest of us. [ she shrugs one shoulder, rueful. it's true okay, geez. ] What I'm looking for is a hunting party. Fast and lean-- I got enough gear for me and maybe like three other people. Anybody who can bring their own shit to the table's welcome, but I get final call.

You wanna showboat and play hero, I got no use for you. And if you feel like you gotta prove your dick's the biggest skip the fight and just go ahead and whip it out right now, see what happens. Lonely in space, might get a couple takers for that. [ she grins, all teeth. ] All right, what else. You can't keep up, I don't need you. You can't take orders, I don't need you. You can't work nice with the other kids, I really don't need you. And no offense to the 101 crowd, but I'm not looking to babysit. You can't take care of yourself, don't need you either. Nothing personal.

I don't give a shit about attitude as long as you listen the fuck up, you stay low, and you don't get dead because that'd suck pretty hard for you. Plus then we gotta bring you back and if I bring back bodybags, boss lady's gonna get pissed and cut off my access to the party room and then I'm gonna get pissed. So no stupid moves, no dying, everybody's happy.

And if you wanna know why I'm in charge, other than 'cos I said so? [ she pans the camera over to the entirety of her weapons collection, a few clearly less high quality and more homemade blades joining the throng. ] Because they're my toys, and if you wanna play with them you have to ask nice.

[ she's such a delicate flower. ]

If you're down, we'll talk experience.

( ooc | depending on ic interest in actually going out, we can talk logs and/or handwaving etc. )

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Ain't nothing but mammals.

[ Okay first of all Jaye, that is the Discovery Channel. Second of all, gaaaay. ]

Mind if I bring the fatass dog? He did pretty well against the rats and he needs the exercise.

[ And... she doesn't really want to leave him behind with Crowley around. ]

Yeah, why not. Maybe he'll lose a couple pounds, we give him something to do.

My poor, fat dog. Shamed by everyone for enjoying food and not moving. [ She snickers. ]

So who else is coming?

So far? Snow for sure.

[ aaaaand waiting for it. ]

Lame.

[ And gross and other less polite words, but at least Jaye just pulls a face instead of saying them. ]

Dude, I still don't get that. Whatever, he said he'd play nice.

...got Princess Sunshine to say he'd do whatever I say.

[ jaye wanna torture arthur instead of jon? ]

Ask him, he's the one with the stick up his ass.

[ ... tempting. ]

Can we make him run himself in on his own sword? He already thinks I'm evil, might as well go with it.

That's just 'cos he's like, pent up and stuff. Unpunched V-card, you know? He's a decent dude, give him a chance.

...man, I love you, but I'm not losing my job because Sunshine's a prick. Could make him call you my lady and like, bark like a dog or something though.

That could go for Robb too, you know.

"Magic racist" is the word you're looking for, there. [ Jaye that's two words. ] ... We could do that, though.

Could not. That dude's stuck up, Snow's cool.

Whatever, same thing. And you know you wanna think up crap to make him say.

Other way around, from where I'm sitting. Though Robb is kinda dense sometimes.

Can we make him sing?

And dance, if he gets an attitude.

Too bad he probably doesn't know "I'm A Little Teapot".

Could teach him.

...could record teaching him.

You can teach him.

Snow, too. Say it's a cultural lesson thing.

Yeah, camp songs aren't my thing. And I know you got beef with Snow, but we're good.

And you think they're my thing? It'd still be funny as hell.

...okay, yeah.

[ it would SHE ADMITS IT ]

Culture, Faith. Culture.

[ Somewhere Neal is dying inside. ]

Fuck culture, I'm talking hilarious.

Well yeah, that's just what we'll tell them so they don't catch onto the "hilarious".

[ Guys maybe you should try hiding this conversation from them.

No? Okay then. ]

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