[video] In which one of the Sherlocks is as cool as motherfucking shit.

[lovesfaygo]

[ There's a jostle, and a familiar, fluctuating voice can be heard. ]

Hang on, I think I fucking got it. It's all in my pocket and shit, all up in here. Cozy like a motherfucking rainbow.

[ He laughs, and it's more like a sputtering chortle and--yup, there it is. A tell-tale honk as the gray-skinned troll pulls the device out of wherever it's been--it looks like under a sheet of some sort--and there's a huge clutter of various things strewn around the room. One of which is the mattress that used to make up the bed. ]

Motherfuck, there we go. So hey, world. I've got something pretty motherfucking important to share with you.

[ And, in the corner, a pie tray filled with neon green goo, half eaten. One of his very last pies. And also in the background that's--

Yup. The second Sherlock Holmes. ]

All you motherfuckers, I've come to a realization. This ship. Is, like, a motherfucking case. We need to solve.

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[video]

[godseer]

[ Rose peers around Gamzee to inspect the condition of Holmes. ] Requiring a great amount of focus, yes. But that slime may not help everyone stay on non-murderous tasks as well as you, Gamzee.

[video]

[saidhe]

[ sup it's gamzee ]

[ wait not at all ]

Murderous- It's pie. If pie weren't pie but in a pie shape. Oh, my fingers feel strange.

[ help this was not key lime ]

Video; Cylonish-looking encryption private to Rose

[mortalize]

Is this a legitimate concern, him becoming murderous?

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [1/???]

[consulting]

[ Oh oh. He recognizes your junkie eyes Gamzee, and sup other Holmes. ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [2/???]

[consulting]

[ BRB STARING INTO HIS COMM'S DEVICE, WATCHING HIS OTHER SELF GET HIGH. Y U P. THAT IS A LOVELY WAY TO START THE DAY ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [3/???]

[consulting]

[ GODDAMN. THAT LOOKS AWESOME. HE'S GOT HIS STASH HIDDEN OUT BY JOHN, BUT JFC. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE THAT IS. THERE IS JEALOUSY IN THE YOUNGER SHERLOCK. ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [4/8]

[consulting]

{ THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO GOOOOOOOOOO. THIS IS WHY QUITTING IS HARD. ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [5/8]

[consulting]

[ Sharp Inhale. God. Dammnit. John. ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [7/8]

[consulting]

[ SEE THIS? INNER TURMOIL RIGHT HERE ]

TEXT [8/8]

[consulting]

Location.

I wish to smell the air around you.

SH

[player_not_slayer]

Damn. You two are baked..

[Screw the case or whatever, he just had to make that observation.]

[lovesfaygo]

I'm just chillin' with a motherfucking brother, man.

Honk.

[ Translation: Yes. Yes he is. ]

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[saidhe]

[ Holmes seems to have been content with merely waving his hands through the air in front of him, stirring up dust particles anew in the light of the room. He's sitting cross-legged on the floor, and his robe keeps falling off his shoulder. ]

And you say you SLEEP in this?

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[lovesfaygo]

Sleep in this. All motherfuckin' waaaarm and cozy.

[ And Gamzee is staring at Holmes, more than amused. ]

[video]

[tenthousandyears]

...Will this be a reoccurring condition? Surely it will help none of us.

[Also lmao WHAT IS THAT PIE... IF THEY WANTED PIE SHE COULD HAVE MADE THEM ONE... that was non-toxic. What is that even, she doesn't. Understand.]

[video]

[saidhe]

[ Well, AIRING it isn't meant to be - the first was purposeful, this wasn't under his authority. ]

It's an experiment.

Now describe what harm this provides to the general public, please.

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[vestalvogue]

[Oh Gamzee no...]

Gamzee what are you doing we don't even know that humans can come into contact with sopor let alone ingest it.

[That's said all very precisely and very quickly.]

Where did you even get sopor slime?

[ video ]

[lovesfaygo]

Kanaya! It's good to motherfucking see you. Honk.

It was in my locker, all fucking up in my face, sister. Just laying there with some Faygo.

[peanutblooder]

Whoa. Uh. Sort of, yeah, I can see where that's a thing, that this could be.

Uh. Is that guy alright?

[saidhe]

After a fashion.

He's still in one piece.

[zoosmell]

ummm...
yeah!
i can totally be a detective soon except maybe not and this is kinda really weird.

[saidhe]

ikn whik

[ wow okay typing is way too hard, talking is better ]

In which part, precisely?

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[edle_gestalt]

[His eyes just. Zero in on the pies. And... the behavior, of course, but.]

...What on earth did you put in that pastry.

[ video ]

[lovesfaygo]

Sopor Slime pie, bro.

The motherfucking best.

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[sermonize]

I do not think it wise to eat that which is supposed to be a sedative.

video

[lovesfaygo]

But it's motherfuckin' delicious.

( text )

[wiretap]

[ Since he's so fond of the word. ]

motherfuck.

[video]

[lovesfaygo]

Motherfuckin' word, sister.

Word.

[ Yup. Aberdeen, you've just made friends with the craziest troll on the ship. Congratulations. ]

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[purrfectlycute]

[ She's a little bit nervous since Equius had told her about the whole "murderous rampage" thing. But... it's still hard for her to believe that Gamzee would be capable of that, especially seeing him like this.

ANYWAY Nepeta is a little tentative but too curious not to talk to him. That and maybe she should warn Mr. Holmes eventually. One day. ]

:33 < hi gamzee
:33 < ummmmm
:33 < howre you f33ling?
:33 < i s33 youre having fun with mr. holmes too!

[video]

[lovesfaygo]

Awwh, Nepeta! We don't motherfuckin' talk much. I'm having a motherfucking ball. Honk.

video

[france]

Really? What was your first clue? [ A sigh, and he offers a small smile at the screen, though it's obviously forced. ]

Why is everyone so intent on figuring out why we are here, and not how we should exist? Of course, the latter question is entirely subjective, but I think that we should be attempting to... aaah, free our minds? And our bodies, of course. Not concentrating on this absurdity, it is not something we can change, or at least I do not think we can change it.

[lovesfaygo]

[ Gamzee's going to say the most brilliant thing in the world to France's philosophical exploits: ]

....


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