[video] In which one of the Sherlocks is as cool as motherfucking shit.

[lovesfaygo]

[ There's a jostle, and a familiar, fluctuating voice can be heard. ]

Hang on, I think I fucking got it. It's all in my pocket and shit, all up in here. Cozy like a motherfucking rainbow.

[ He laughs, and it's more like a sputtering chortle and--yup, there it is. A tell-tale honk as the gray-skinned troll pulls the device out of wherever it's been--it looks like under a sheet of some sort--and there's a huge clutter of various things strewn around the room. One of which is the mattress that used to make up the bed. ]

Motherfuck, there we go. So hey, world. I've got something pretty motherfucking important to share with you.

[ And, in the corner, a pie tray filled with neon green goo, half eaten. One of his very last pies. And also in the background that's--

Yup. The second Sherlock Holmes. ]

All you motherfuckers, I've come to a realization. This ship. Is, like, a motherfucking case. We need to solve.

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[video]

[godseer]

[ Rose peers around Gamzee to inspect the condition of Holmes. ] Requiring a great amount of focus, yes. But that slime may not help everyone stay on non-murderous tasks as well as you, Gamzee.

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [1/???]

[consulting]

[ Oh oh. He recognizes your junkie eyes Gamzee, and sup other Holmes. ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [2/???]

[consulting]

[ BRB STARING INTO HIS COMM'S DEVICE, WATCHING HIS OTHER SELF GET HIGH. Y U P. THAT IS A LOVELY WAY TO START THE DAY ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [3/???]

[consulting]

[ GODDAMN. THAT LOOKS AWESOME. HE'S GOT HIS STASH HIDDEN OUT BY JOHN, BUT JFC. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE THAT IS. THERE IS JEALOUSY IN THE YOUNGER SHERLOCK. ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [4/8]

[consulting]

{ THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO GOOOOOOOOOO. THIS IS WHY QUITTING IS HARD. ]

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[consulting]

[ Sharp Inhale. God. Dammnit. John. ]

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[consulting]

[ asdkaskjd. GODDAMNIT JOHNNNN. WHYYY. HE LEGIT WANTS TO BE THERE, GIGGLING WITH THE TWO OF YOU. BUT NOOOOO. DRUGS R BAD. ]

[ NOT YET POSTED ] [7/8]

[consulting]

[ SEE THIS? INNER TURMOIL RIGHT HERE ]

[player_not_slayer]

Damn. You two are baked..

[Screw the case or whatever, he just had to make that observation.]

[lovesfaygo]

I'm just chillin' with a motherfucking brother, man.

Honk.

[ Translation: Yes. Yes he is. ]

TEXT [8/8]

[consulting]

Location.

I wish to smell the air around you.

SH

[video]

[lovesfaygo]

You can just motherfuckin' have some, brother.

[video]

[saidhe]

[ sup it's gamzee ]

[ wait not at all ]

Murderous- It's pie. If pie weren't pie but in a pie shape. Oh, my fingers feel strange.

[ help this was not key lime ]

[player_not_slayer]

[Looks like fun, man.] And chill you two look, indeed.

That looks like some wicked pie, whatever it is.

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[theblogger]

No.

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[saidhe]

[ Holmes seems to have been content with merely waving his hands through the air in front of him, stirring up dust particles anew in the light of the room. He's sitting cross-legged on the floor, and his robe keeps falling off his shoulder. ]

And you say you SLEEP in this?

[video]

[tenthousandyears]

...Will this be a reoccurring condition? Surely it will help none of us.

[Also lmao WHAT IS THAT PIE... IF THEY WANTED PIE SHE COULD HAVE MADE THEM ONE... that was non-toxic. What is that even, she doesn't. Understand.]

TEXT

[consulting]

Don't you have Robots to Police?

SH

TEXT

[theblogger]

You asked me to pay more attention to you.

Just holding up my end.

What about you?

TEXT

[consulting]

Pardon me, but you have a good percentile of my attention.
Which is why I'm conversing with you right now through HERE
and in real life, John.

SH

Video; Cylonish-looking encryption private to Rose

[mortalize]

Is this a legitimate concern, him becoming murderous?

video;

[vestalvogue]

[Oh Gamzee no...]

Gamzee what are you doing we don't even know that humans can come into contact with sopor let alone ingest it.

[That's said all very precisely and very quickly.]

Where did you even get sopor slime?

[video]

[lovesfaygo]

Man, don't be so mean to a brother.

If he can have a motherfucking bit of pie if he can get his chew on. It's really easy.

Unless he doesn't have teeth. I'll make a motherfucking sopor milkshake. Honk.

Because I'm a motherfucking nice guy.

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[theblogger]

[ John looks up from the com device...

Across the room at Sherlock.

So not impressed, Sherlock. ]

I'm not completely sure he isn't going to die from that, you know. It doesn't look right.

[peanutblooder]

Whoa. Uh. Sort of, yeah, I can see where that's a thing, that this could be.

Uh. Is that guy alright?