[video] In which one of the Sherlocks is as cool as motherfucking shit.

[lovesfaygo]

[ There's a jostle, and a familiar, fluctuating voice can be heard. ]

Hang on, I think I fucking got it. It's all in my pocket and shit, all up in here. Cozy like a motherfucking rainbow.

[ He laughs, and it's more like a sputtering chortle and--yup, there it is. A tell-tale honk as the gray-skinned troll pulls the device out of wherever it's been--it looks like under a sheet of some sort--and there's a huge clutter of various things strewn around the room. One of which is the mattress that used to make up the bed. ]

Motherfuck, there we go. So hey, world. I've got something pretty motherfucking important to share with you.

[ And, in the corner, a pie tray filled with neon green goo, half eaten. One of his very last pies. And also in the background that's--

Yup. The second Sherlock Holmes. ]

All you motherfuckers, I've come to a realization. This ship. Is, like, a motherfucking case. We need to solve.

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[godseer]

It's not normally considered fit for consumption, so the ship may not replenish his stash.

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[mortalize]

If that happens, is it your opinion that Gamzee is likely to become homicidal?

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[godseer]

Yes, it's the nature of certain higher ranks of the troll species. Pardon me, ma'am, but who or what are you? And what do you plan on doing with this information?

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[mortalize]

I think it's in the best interests of everyone on the ship to make sure that no body-counts are racked up here at all.

My name is Natalie, and I've -- spoken to Gamzee on one occasion. I'll be keeping a close eye on him in case his behaviour should become ...erratic.

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[godseer]

You won't be alone. Pre-emptively, I would suggest relegating the remaining supply to the consumption of Gamzee and Gamzee alone.

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[mortalize]

Noted.