[video] In which one of the Sherlocks is as cool as motherfucking shit.

[lovesfaygo]

[ There's a jostle, and a familiar, fluctuating voice can be heard. ]

Hang on, I think I fucking got it. It's all in my pocket and shit, all up in here. Cozy like a motherfucking rainbow.

[ He laughs, and it's more like a sputtering chortle and--yup, there it is. A tell-tale honk as the gray-skinned troll pulls the device out of wherever it's been--it looks like under a sheet of some sort--and there's a huge clutter of various things strewn around the room. One of which is the mattress that used to make up the bed. ]

Motherfuck, there we go. So hey, world. I've got something pretty motherfucking important to share with you.

[ And, in the corner, a pie tray filled with neon green goo, half eaten. One of his very last pies. And also in the background that's--

Yup. The second Sherlock Holmes. ]

All you motherfuckers, I've come to a realization. This ship. Is, like, a motherfucking case. We need to solve.

Comments

[ video ]

[saidhe]

You could have supported my efforts to better understand the minorities of this ship and their cultural sensitivities therein. A scientific study, and a first-hand account of what one should expect from engaging in such an activity.

[ video ]

[theblogger]

I might have, if I didn't know your intention was just to find the next fix.

It's going to be exhausted eventually, Holmes. The longer you keep it up, the worse it's going to be.

[ video ]

[saidhe]

It - was pie.

[ Which does imply that he didn't know - and to be fair, going into it, he would have had no way to. Gamzee had been painfully vague about the subject, and not being able to read on a single warning marker in the boy's body language, well, there was no harm. At first. ]

So has served me well for nearly forty years, Watson, despite vehement insisting. [ He pauses a beat, and then corrects, though the word is awkward in his mouth: ] John.

[ video ]

[consulting]

[ He's caught on to that little verbal slip. But he doesn't want to justify anything, if they do get his world's equivalent of a Watson. he knows he's going to let a John slip here and there ]

See, John. It was simply: pie.

[ He directs the statement at himself. ]

Still pie is a baked good and you know what baked goods do to a Holmes' stomach. You have met, Mycroft.

[ video ]

[saidhe]

[ how - ]

Take it back.

[ VIdeo ]

[consulting]

[ Okay, yeah he feels bad, he went a little too far there. ]

Sorry. Yes, that was a bit too much.

[ VIdeo ]

[saidhe]

[ huffing that is not even funny, you have not experienced the FRYCROFT. ]

Apology not accepted.

[ VIdeo ]

[consulting]

[ ignore him, he's just upset because he can't get high. I GUESS, HE'S THANKFUL HIS MYCROFT ISN'T A NUDIST. ]

I hope it upsets you enough to stop obscenely eating that pie.

[ Video ]

[theblogger]

[ He's just over here, shaking his head somewhat. ]

[ VIdeo ]

[saidhe]

[ IGNORING JOHNS ]

It is one pie, and pie is not obscene, it is pie - surely you'll gather yourself.