accidental video → voice ; 001

[odinsons]

[ the feed is suddenly jostled to life when it hits the floor, catching the tail end of a frustrated grunt/growl/noise of great distress/whatever/etc. please do enjoy the view of the ceiling from the floor.

offscreen there is a noise of sudden movement and then mjolnir is heavily slammed on the floor right next to the device. electrical currents fire and spark across the metal and cast out small fingers of lightning. it's nothing grand and from the look on thor's face, it's troubling. and right getting ready to piss him off. these actions are repeated in triplicate, but reach the same conclusion.

after the last time, he stands, raising the hammer above his head and tries one last time. except he's much too close to the light fixture. and while his lightning might not be as strong as it once was, it's certainly enough to cause the bulb to break and rain down electrical sparks. there's two beats of silence before he releases an angry battle cry and mjolnir is dropped, cutting the feed suddenly.


but, then a bit later, a voice...! ]

Who is responsible for this? How am I to use my weapon now—Mjolnir is useless to me in this condition. [ this is almost like new mexico all over again. ] Is there some sort of black magic restricting it's use? I demand it be fixed at once.

[ he falls silent, then there's almost an embarrassed edge to the next question, ] Where might one find replacement fixtures of light?

Comments

[anomaliiiiies]

Thor! Oh no. Um. I wouldn't know about replacing the lights, but that's odd about Mjolnir.

Also I think I need to teach you about the device.

[odinsons]

[ oh. well turds. he'll just sit in the dark until further notice. ]

I believe I may have damaged mine. [ he'll just be talking about the device. neutral and not upsetting in any way. ]

[zoosmell]

i have a hammer, too, but it seems ok...
is there something wrong with yours?
is the electricity thing not supposed to happen?
because that is very dangerous and i would recommend an electrician should arrive at the scene, stat!

[odinsons]

No, that is supposed to happen, but on a much larger scale. This is nothing. Mjolnir is a great weapon capable of much more than this pathetic display.

[ er... ]

What is an electrician? Are they qualified to fix these sort of problems?

1/ NOT HERE

[laufeysons]

[ Thor.......... ]

still not here

[laufeysons]

[ Thor. ]

not here until further notice!!

[laufeysons]

[ Well.

It's nice to see some things never change. ]

[laufeysons]

[ But what to do. What to do... ]

[laufeysons]

[ Now seems like as good a time as ever.

Sure he would've liked to have avoided Thor for as long as possible, but perhaps he's avoided him long enough.

Might be fun to shake things up a bit. ]

text;

[laufeysons]

[ Sssso... ]

Brother...|

text; done!

[laufeysons]

It's good to see you again.

Text // can't help myself.

[fractured_warrior]

[Mjolnir? Mjolnir armor? That didn't look like Mjolnir armor.]

[Also that guy didn't look anything like what Meta would expect of a Spartan.]

WHO ARE YOU?

voice;

[odinsons]

[ why do these people keep texting. B( ]

Who is asking?

[video]

[godseer]

[ Oh, boy. Rose feels a little bad doing this, but... she can't help trolling him just a little. The very serious face of an orange-clad thirteen-year-old girl appears. ]

Me. I am the mastermind of your current predicament. I give myself up to your immediate arrest.

[video]

[odinsons]

[ he just stares, silently, for a few moments. dubious of your claims, rose. ]

That is simply not possible.

video;

[constructum]

[ have you ever seen a confused architect before? no? well now you have. because what the hell was that? ]

Uh..you okay? [ yes, she does sound slightly concerned for you here. ]

video;

[odinsons]

[ he would apologize for causing the confusion but he is just as confused himself. ]

There is nothing physically wrong, so there is no need for concern.

text;

[purrfectlycute]

[ Oh wow this guy looks like he could use some calming down. There's only one way to achieve this! Sadly, she can't do it in reality at the moment, so she makes do with the next best thing. ]

:33 < *ac pouncetackles mr. hammerman so he doesnt sound so stressed out!*
:33 < *they skid along the floor m33rily*
:33 < *shhhhhhh mr. hammerman, ac says, f33l the soothing floor against your back and let your think pan be forcefully jostled back into happiness!*

voice;

[odinsons]

[ oh... my god. what. he can barely read that. why are there numbers in those words... is this some sort of text he has to decipher.... anyway, he sort of pieces together what he can... ]

...Think pan? I am... not quite sure I understand. [ except for the part he's really sure he doesn't get it at all. ]

Voice;

[mortalize]

[W o o p s, someone sounds annoyed.]

I would recommend avoiding electric explosions on a very complicated ship that we are living on.

Voice;

[odinsons]

[ calm down it was an accident!! ]

I was not aware it would happen.

[the_vishual]

[ In return, Thor gets a little girl fiddling with her own visual--her hair is tied neatly back and she's wearing a pink jumpsuit, different from the actual uniform. ]

Not black magic, sir.

Though I'm unsure whether or not affects your 'mee-yowl-neer,' I'm sorry to say a great number of passengers have had their powers dampened.

[odinsons]

[ why are there children here. that's what he wants to know. that doesn't sit right with him. but whatever. he'll deal with that later. ]

Yes, I understand that now; I hadn't known before. Something of this large scale does seem like black magic is involved, what else could it be?

NOT HERE YET;

[widowing]

[ natasha only knows a few details about the mission in new mexico that ended up drawing coulson away since she wasn't officially assigned to it, but she's pretty sure she recognizes that hammer.

well, this is certainly an interesting turn of events. ]

[france]

[ Have a rather bemused albeit unsurprised country chuckling at you, Thor. ]

This is interesting: not only are there people from the past, apparently there are Pagan Gods in this establishment as well. Aaa well, that is life! [ A laugh. This has all become too ridiculous for him, and France has decided he is just going to accept everything at face value. ]

No, there is no 'black magic', you silly man. Magic does not exist. [ But apparently Norwegian Gods do. ] Perhaps your hammer is broken?

[odinsons]

[ interesting. although thor is pretty boastful and feels like everyone should know who he is, he knows enough from hearing stories from his father to know people have long since forgotten the gods of yore. so... that catches his attention. ]

Magic does exist, I have seen it with my own eyes. [ his own brother does it for odin's sake. ] You know me to be a god?

[ video ]

[zooms]

[ oh my god; have one very alarmed pilot making various worried faces on a theme of 'distraught' down the video feed. ]

Oh my gods - don't, don't do... that! [ He means the lightning and the sparks; there are way too many precious instruments on board to risk that kind of interference. He doesn't sound angry - angry is not something Hotspur does very well - but he sure as hell sounds alarmed. ] Open your door - there are perma-lights in the corridor - but... don't do that. The lightning. Please. [ a beat, then he adds incredulously: ] How did you even manage that?

[ video ]

[odinsons]

[ sorry! he had to try. but it's useless and lame, so he won't really be doing it anymore. no need to worry. ]

I did not realize... [ which he didn't. he's not used to this crazy thing called electricity. well, outside it's most basic, natural form... ] I do apologize for causing any disruption.

It is just one thing Mjolnir is capable of—calling for the power of lightning.

AUDIO; OKAY THIS ONE IS HERE

[widowing]

I assume you've already gotten told that trying to mess with the electricity is a very, very bad idea, so I'll spare you the lecture. In the meantime, you may want to find another room until you find someone who can fix the lighting in yours.

AUDIO;

[odinsons]

I believe I was able to figure that lesson out on my own. As for my chambers, I do not mind the dark and would not wish to impose myself upon anyone. There are lights in the corridor that do enough justice if the door is left open.

[cutsofftheirlimbs]

I can help replace the lights, if you find them.

[ENGINEER FINDING YOU CURIOUS, BIG GUY.]

[odinsons]

That would be a great help, thank you for the offer. [ . . . ] Do you happen to know where I should search for the replacement...?

[ curious away, buddy. he's an open book. ]