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accidental video → voice ; 001
[ the feed is suddenly jostled to life when it hits the floor, catching the tail end of a frustrated grunt/growl/noise of great distress/whatever/etc. please do enjoy the view of the ceiling from the floor.
offscreen there is a noise of sudden movement and then mjolnir is heavily slammed on the floor right next to the device. electrical currents fire and spark across the metal and cast out small fingers of lightning. it's nothing grand and from the look on thor's face, it's troubling. and right getting ready to piss him off. these actions are repeated in triplicate, but reach the same conclusion.
after the last time, he stands, raising the hammer above his head and tries one last time. except he's much too close to the light fixture. and while his lightning might not be as strong as it once was, it's certainly enough to cause the bulb to break and rain down electrical sparks. there's two beats of silence before he releases an angry battle cry and mjolnir is dropped, cutting the feed suddenly.
but, then a bit later, a voice...! ]
Who is responsible for this? How am I to use my weapon now—Mjolnir is useless to me in this condition. [ this is almost like new mexico all over again. ] Is there some sort of black magic restricting it's use? I demand it be fixed at once.
[ he falls silent, then there's almost an embarrassed edge to the next question, ] Where might one find replacement fixtures of light?
offscreen there is a noise of sudden movement and then mjolnir is heavily slammed on the floor right next to the device. electrical currents fire and spark across the metal and cast out small fingers of lightning. it's nothing grand and from the look on thor's face, it's troubling. and right getting ready to piss him off. these actions are repeated in triplicate, but reach the same conclusion.
after the last time, he stands, raising the hammer above his head and tries one last time. except he's much too close to the light fixture. and while his lightning might not be as strong as it once was, it's certainly enough to cause the bulb to break and rain down electrical sparks. there's two beats of silence before he releases an angry battle cry and mjolnir is dropped, cutting the feed suddenly.
but, then a bit later, a voice...! ]
Who is responsible for this? How am I to use my weapon now—Mjolnir is useless to me in this condition. [ this is almost like new mexico all over again. ] Is there some sort of black magic restricting it's use? I demand it be fixed at once.
[ he falls silent, then there's almost an embarrassed edge to the next question, ] Where might one find replacement fixtures of light?
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[ LMAO i'm sorry i had no idea what to pick and everything is fuckass long so here is a shortened summary of the story he'll tell to john: short ass summary ; detailed ass summary ]
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oh, wow, that was surprisingly better than i thought it was...
i mean it would have been better if there was nick cage but i think there is a little of thor in nick cage.
or a little of nick cage...
in thor.
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Tell me more of this Nick Cage.
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imagine a man.
who is more of a man than you could ever know.
he is a man who is so awesome and so cool...
he can switch faces with another man.
he shoots guns and punches people and he can do ANYTHING fighty.
also he has a wife and daughter.
he is a street tough maverick with nothing to lose.
he is not just a man.
he's nick cage.
and he's awesome.
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You seem quite taken with this man. Is he important to you?
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but it's not like i'm related to him or anything!
i just think he's really awesome and way more awesomer than anything.
if he was here, he could probably fix your hammer.
and maybe even take over the ship and then ride on the back of the ship in a car and then hijack everything and land in las vegas!
except i don't think i'm old enough to play poker.
i probably could, though.
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