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mike ross is a failure of a human being ([personal profile] fraud) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-12 02:59 pm

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So.

[ well hey, you guys, have a new face on the feed today. he's one of the new arrivals, trying to get used to this new space lifestyle!! which means friends are... probably a good thing. maybe. he's not sure yet, but he knows he needs to meet people. the ~general populace~, so to speak. ]

Space, huh?

[ wait no. he kind of frowns at that. worst opener. but then he considers all the posts that he's seen (memorized) since he's arrived and well, this ain't so bad. ]

I was... woooonnndering, uh. How many of you are from... New York City? Circa... 2011 or 2012. Ish.

[ man this is chalking up to be one of the most awkward experiences of his life. it's just-- this is like skype alright, except when you use skype you usually know who you're talking to-- here? way different. haha posting to a network, that's weird.

he is usually not this bad but you are also all strangers so. yeah. wait, here's a good idea. i mean, he has a lot of free time now so-- ]


Oh yeah and uh, does anyone know where I could get a camera? Thanks.

[ does he end the post now DOES HE END THE POST NOW he totally ends the post now! yes! good job, mike ross. you successfully completed the goal of posting a video post to the network. next time, maybe have an idea of what you want to talk about beforehand. ]
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ are you high? ❞ ❝ i'm high on)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-20 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe go a little easier on him?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ also the bag of smells was a fun)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-20 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Go easier on Edgeworth. He's a kid, and he means well-- and okay, sometimes he's so sure of himself you want to shake him, but he really does mean well.

[ jenna. ]
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-20 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
How about something like, "you're right, strange nosy lady-- I should probably be nicer to the kid, even if he was an active participant in the fight."

But instead of strange nosy lady, go with Jenna.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-20 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I will. But I should probably point out if you told this story at a bar later? Nobody's going to high five you for being badass enough you managed to upset someone almost a whole decade younger than you.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-20 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Intention doesn't always pan out in outcome, unfortunately.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ magic words, mike. jenna is not a fan of unrepentant assholes; people who screw up or antisocial people who mean well are her soft spots. have a sympathetic face instead of judgey text, now. ]

Edgeworth is a great kid, but he's-- let's call him stubborn and a little aggressive. Like I said, he does mean well.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ NOT KICKED PUPPY mike come to jenna ;; ]

You're new, too. Look, I'm going to do you a favor-- you tromped on a sensitive nerve without meaning to a little with him. He won't tell you, but that's part of this.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It happens. Don't beat yourself up, okay?
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-20 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Do not hang up on people; it's abominably rude.
2. You did not address the central point I brought up; you were too busy stooping to petty, idiotic insults.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-20 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And there's something rather more important than what you want.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-20 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
There is nothing to "change," and even if there were you would be the only person to do it. Not myself.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me that you will consider working for security and I will.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-20 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine.