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chatting with mrs. nesbit

Hello Tranquility, you're in for a treat today! I'm sure most of you don't have the slightest idea about chatty topics. It pains me to see you all so idle. So... so... blah.

Gather up your tea and biscuits, I've got some gossip for you:

😒 You know that Chase girl? Well, she's been keeping us chasing around for that Smiley fellow. She knows who he is! Don't trust that face.
😔 Heard of Kara? Turns out she's been called "The Harbinger of Death." How corny, more like Harbinger of YAWN!
😍 Turns out she also has a secret admirer. Leoben has been prowling close behind~ Harbinger of Stalkers!
😏 That adventuring fellow with the facial hair found a lovely tiger and didn't shoot it. God, it's not like you flaunt about your shooting or anything. Fetish for the furry creatures that growl, mayhaps?
😶 Have you guys seen that little guy running around? That frolicking Frodo? WELL, he's sharing a room with look-at-my-hair Legolas! Ooh! There's something going on behind closed doors!
😘 Red alert: Natasha + Clint, ooooooooh la la~
😡 I'm sure we've all had to sit through Nathan Petrelli's boring talks. Weird, he should have gave us a talk about that crazy killer on board... who was here for months! Not even a mention or warning! Sure you care, Mr. Petrelli. It's about time you FLY AWAY!
😳 Wow, stick-in-the-mud Mr. Casey has something for look-i'm-charming Neal Caffrey. Face confusion or caught in his gaze? Get a room you two, no one cares about your drama.
😋 Sherlock and John is a thing that happened. Hint: Not the one who went swimming.
😈 Wow, Wichita is a witch. She created the delusion of a world in order to mentally justify her serial killing. Not kidding, she is INSANE. She never even seemed that innocent, but what a shocker! She needs to be behind bars or strapped up.
😎 Fish couple? Seems questionable. Feferi and Eridan. Strange kids. Eridan might have been rejected before... and we aren't surprised. You might as well ignore this one.
😹 That cat girl Nepeta is making oogly-eyes at Robb Stark. Out of your league, girl. I've heard she even writes creepy fanfiction about real-life pairings... ewwwww! And I mean creepy. Something is wrong with these grey kids.
😵 Wheatley and Hal... Those two loooove each other's company, don't they? Hmmm. Something is up.
😪 All these archers and their bows are practically married. Someone should look if inanimate-bow marriage is legal. But who is to say they haven't skipped to their honeymoon?
😢 We all know John Watson. Seems like a sweet guy, but god, that guy literally attacked someone in a past Jump. He had to be torn off this poor fellow to make him stop. Goodness, what was that all about? Has he finally gone insane?

STAY CHEERY.
MRS. NESBIT✿

( OOC: Sorry about that, I woke up late... /posts three hours later

LOL and omg i swear the god i didn't copy Ianto's post this is the funniest coincidence FLOWERSQUILITY. Anyways, enjoy. )

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maybe occasionally we'll engage in conversation that isn't geared towards wounding each other's pride. someday.

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Doubtful.

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very. i'm okay with it.