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ataraxion2012-10-09 04:41 pm
selfkismesis) wrote in ataraxion2012-10-09 04:41 pm
Entry tags:
- chase kilgannon,
- chell,
- clint barton,
- feferi peixes,
- francis barton,
- hayley stark,
- ianto jones,
- isaac lahey,
- jake english,
- james t. kirk (xi),
- justin taylor,
- karkat vantas,
- korra,
- ladon ceto,
- nepeta leijon,
- netherlands,
- nill,
- red scout,
- remus lupin,
- sirius black,
- tate langdon,
- the doctor (eleventh),
- the master (shalka),
- wheatley
001: text;
GIVE YOURSELVES A PAT ON THE BACK.
JUST QUIT WHATEVER MUNDANE AND UNDOUBTEDLY RETARDED ACT YOU'RE FUCKFIRST IN THE MIDDLE OF COMMITTING, REACH AROUND, AND JUST PAT PAT PAT.
YOU (AND BY "YOU" I AM REFERRING TO WHOEVER CAN READ THIS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED IN THE BULLSHIT OCCURRING THIS VERY MOMENT) DESERVE IT.
YOU'VE CLIMBED THIS WHOLE MOUNTAIN OF CREATIVITY AND BRAINSPONGE FAMINES, YOU HAVE EMBRACED THE DRAMATIC SCENERY, AND WHISPERED A STOUT BUT AFFIRMING "YES" INTO THE INFINITE DEPTHS OF METAPHORICAL VICTORY.
YOU ARE THE CHAMPION, MY FRIENDS.
YOU HAVE GONE WHERE NO MAN, WOMAN, TROLL, OR BABBY HAS EVER DARED TO GO BEFORE.
YOU HAVE TAKEN ME
KARKAT MOTHERFUCKING VANTAS
FROM A SPACE STATION
AND IN A FIT OF UNTOLD BRILLIANCE THAT WILL BE SUNG ABOUT FOR EONS TO COME
YOU HAVE MOVED ME TO A GODDAMN SPACE *SHIP*.
I AM STRAIGHT UP SHITHIVE ASTOUNDED.
WE ARE STILL IN SPACE.
IS IT THE SAME SPACE???
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS "SAME SPACE"???
WILL I EVER NOT BE STUCK ON A HUNK OF METAL IN SPACE????
WE JUST DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
GOD, I HATE SPACE.
SO BASICALLY
GREAT JOB, YOU USELESS PIECES OF DECOMPOSING SHIT.
COMMENT HERE, TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR SUPERFLUOUS EXISTENCE (SIX WORDS OR LESS), AND ALLOW ME TO TAILOR MY PROJECTILE VOMITING TO FIT YOUR SPECIAL AND UNIQUE NEEDS.
JUST QUIT WHATEVER MUNDANE AND UNDOUBTEDLY RETARDED ACT YOU'RE FUCKFIRST IN THE MIDDLE OF COMMITTING, REACH AROUND, AND JUST PAT PAT PAT.
YOU (AND BY "YOU" I AM REFERRING TO WHOEVER CAN READ THIS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED IN THE BULLSHIT OCCURRING THIS VERY MOMENT) DESERVE IT.
YOU'VE CLIMBED THIS WHOLE MOUNTAIN OF CREATIVITY AND BRAINSPONGE FAMINES, YOU HAVE EMBRACED THE DRAMATIC SCENERY, AND WHISPERED A STOUT BUT AFFIRMING "YES" INTO THE INFINITE DEPTHS OF METAPHORICAL VICTORY.
YOU ARE THE CHAMPION, MY FRIENDS.
YOU HAVE GONE WHERE NO MAN, WOMAN, TROLL, OR BABBY HAS EVER DARED TO GO BEFORE.
YOU HAVE TAKEN ME
KARKAT MOTHERFUCKING VANTAS
FROM A SPACE STATION
AND IN A FIT OF UNTOLD BRILLIANCE THAT WILL BE SUNG ABOUT FOR EONS TO COME
YOU HAVE MOVED ME TO A GODDAMN SPACE *SHIP*.
I AM STRAIGHT UP SHITHIVE ASTOUNDED.
WE ARE STILL IN SPACE.
IS IT THE SAME SPACE???
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS "SAME SPACE"???
WILL I EVER NOT BE STUCK ON A HUNK OF METAL IN SPACE????
WE JUST DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
GOD, I HATE SPACE.
SO BASICALLY
GREAT JOB, YOU USELESS PIECES OF DECOMPOSING SHIT.
COMMENT HERE, TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR SUPERFLUOUS EXISTENCE (SIX WORDS OR LESS), AND ALLOW ME TO TAILOR MY PROJECTILE VOMITING TO FIT YOUR SPECIAL AND UNIQUE NEEDS.
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And you sound like you're like- twelve. [ okay hayley, pot. kettle. ] You're pretty much the last person I'd pick to help me survive crazy space adventures.
perma-text because whoops i'm lazy
HERE'S ME BETTING ALL MY CHITS AND BOONBUCKS AND WHATEVER CURRENCY MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST HERE--
THIS IS ALL ABOUT WATCHING ME SUFFER.
THERE ARE SEVERAL ENTITIES WITH THE APPARENT POWER TO MANIPULATE MY POOR LIFE CHOICES INTO UNIVERSE-LOCATION CHANGES, AND THEY'VE DISCOVERED THE OBVIOUS FACT THAT A KARKAT IN SPACE IS A TERRIBLE KARKAT INDEED.
A TERRIBLY ENTERTAINING KARKAT.
A TERRIBLY ENTERTAINING KARKAT WHO WANTS TO KILL EVERYTHING HE COMES IN CONTACT WITH BECAUSE COME THE FUCK ON I AM TIRED OF SPACE AT LEAST *TRY TO BE ORIGINAL*
permavideo| because i'm also lazy
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I'M SAYING I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A SINGLE FLAMING SHIT AS TO WHY YOU ASSHOLES HAVE BEEN DRAGGED HERE.
BUT *I'VE* BEEN DRAGGED HERE SO OTHERS CAN WATCH ME SUFFER, WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS CONSIDERING MY PREVIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.
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Well, carry on then.
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HOW ABOUT YOU CHECK YOUR SPACE RACIST PRIVILEGED?
NOT EVERYONE USES YOUR SHITTY HUMAN YEARS! [ note how he is not denying the fact that everything revolves around him. ]
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Tough break, I know. But hey there're a bunch of other trolls on board, so you'll have company at least.
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THE PROPER RESPONSE WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU OUT ON YOUR RACISM IS NOT "WELL HOLD ON LET ME JUSTIFY MY BULLSHIT,"
IT'S TO BACK THE FUCK DOWN AND CRAM SOME SILENCE DOWN YOUR HUMAN CHITINOUS WINDHOLE.
YOU ALSO FAIL TO REALIZE THAT EVERY TROLL WHO ISN'T ME IS ABSOLUTELY UNBEARABLE TO BE AROUND.
SERIOUSLY, THE LOGIC YOUR DISPLAYING RIGHT NOW IS "OH THEY LOOK LIKE YOU, THEREFORE YOU MUST LIKE THEM."
WHICH IS ALSO PRETTY FUCKING RACIST.
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE CREATURE, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
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You're like every tumblr post I've ever seen.
Okay no, needs more Doctor Who comments and 'I can't' screaming gifs, but hey. You know. Good start.
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YOU ARE THE PARAGON OF COMMUNICATION.
YOU ARE THE GOAL TO WHICH ALL CONVERSATIONS STRIVE TO ACHIEVE.
SO WHEN I SIT HERE, TRYING TO INTERPRET YOUR INCOHERENT INSANITY, SHAKING MY HEAD SLOWLY WITH A "WHAT?" TUMBLING FROM MY NOISE MAKER, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
IT'S MINE.
(SPOILER, THAT WAS SARCASM.
MAKING REFERENCES THAT I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IS ALSO INCREDIBLY SPACE RACIST.)