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0.002 | text | filtered to john "kable" tillman (5% filter)

[Friday morning]
[It's just one message after another with this guy.]

hey tilman

tilman

dude

u kno how 2 make an omlate

omlet?

omlay do fromadge

yo can u show me how 2 do this or not

im hungry

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[Simon's just dicking around in his room when he hears his device chime.

Only wait. It's not his that's going off, cause his is in his pocket.

...The fuck is Kable's handheld doing in his room? And for that matter, where the fuck is Kable and why the flying fuck is he wandering around without his shit?

Okay this constant messaging thing is getting fucking annoying. Must be Heather or something, he can't think of anyone else who would want his attention this fucking badly.

...Or not. Who the hell is this douchefuck?]

first off, you type like a fuckin 8 year old girl

second, how the fuck do you know Kable

third, it's Tillman. 2 ls not one get it right

1. eat me
2. met him like the first day here
3. how the fuck would i know that? i never saw it wrote down

how about this

how the fuck do YOU know him?

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Your filter sucks.

And he's not a fucking butler.

i don't want a BUTLER i just want sombody to TEACH ME

engies the teck guy

don't ask me about filters

Or spelling, apparently.

Or manners.

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god save us all

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indeed.

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a c t i o n motherfucker

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FUCK YEAR ACTION

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How can I begin to address everything wrong with this entry...

i dunno

u tell me

Spelling. If you wish to communicate through text, accurate spelling will get your message across.

As is, I could barely understand what you were trying to say.

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1. You're so dumb.

2. Gross, eggs are bird periods. Would you cook up my period?

3. LMAO

4. At least you type like a normal person.

[LOL LIBBY y u do dis??]

1. ur dumb

2. y u gotta tell me shit like that?

2b. no

2c. thats super gross

3. & 4. sarcasm?????

[...f...ondness? :D?]

1. LOL real original

2. You're the one eating my cousins' periods sicko

3/4. Nope

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I don't know why I bothered looking at these texts.
SH

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i dont know why u did neither!

It's 'you' and 'either'.
SH

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Egg, cheese, meat if you've got the taste for it.

But I presume someone's managed to help you?

yea

but no theres like a trick to it

u gotta do this thing n i cant do it

Did you remember to grease the pan?

What part you getting hung up on here, kid.

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That...

What.

[Oh, hi you.]

Let me guess: something's gonna go wrong?

Something already has.

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your filter needs work
i can teach you how to make it better, if you want.

YES

PLEASE

do i need to come to u?

[He's not even going to rise to the bait because who are all these people and why are they talking to him this was meant for Tillman.]

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Nice fail on that encryption.

[ October's mostly wondering if he managed to get a hold of Tillman, she's just not going to flat out ask that. She'll just keep an eye on this post. ]

yea hello to you to

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