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[dashhole]

[Friday morning]
[It's just one message after another with this guy.]

hey tilman

tilman

dude

u kno how 2 make an omlate

omlet?

omlay do fromadge

yo can u show me how 2 do this or not

im hungry

Comments

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[dashhole]

1. eat me
2. met him like the first day here
3. how the fuck would i know that? i never saw it wrote down

how about this

how the fuck do YOU know him?

text;

[player_not_slayer]

nah I already eat out your mom last night.

and he's my bro. my Slayer. we're from the same place, so his bidness is my bidness.

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[dashhole]

jokes on u cuz she ain't even here

and she got taste

n what u need someone to fight for u? lame

text;

[player_not_slayer]

clearly not cause she kept your face around

not for me, with me asswipe. its how we roll

text;

[dashhole]

[Your wording implies otherwise, brosef.]

oh yea good one

not

no but serious

who the fuck r u?

text;

[player_not_slayer]

name's Simon.

we never established who the fuck you were though

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[dashhole]

scout

since ur all up in his 'bidness' n shit

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[player_not_slayer]

his bidness is mine, like I said

and guess I should tell you Kable aint here. I've got his comm and he's probably gone and hoboed out somewhere. like a hobo.

he does that

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[dashhole]

[Pft. Damn.]

sounds like a guy i kno

does he sit around n drink coffee n smoke a lot too??

text;

[player_not_slayer]

nah, not either of that shit really

he just has a lot of manpain about his family back home. which I don't blame him, his wife's totally hot

[Refuge in audacity; he's maybe hoping that saying shit about Kable's family will summon him from wherever he's disappeared to, even if it means he gets pissed at him for it.]

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[dashhole]

nice

like barbara eden hot or like rachel welch hot? [Obviously, this is the important part.]

text;

[player_not_slayer]

who

dunno those chicks dude but she's pretty bangin

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[dashhole]

how do u not know that

...anne margret?

text;

[player_not_slayer]

no bells, man. they people on the ship?

[dashhole]

i fuckin wish! [Not that he'd have a ghost of a chance even then, but that's neither here nor there.]

please tell me u herd of tina louise AT LEAST [Because he's starting to lose faith, man :c]

[player_not_slayer]

nope. can't say i have.

[dashhole]

ur makin me weep

put it this way

bangin hot blond bangin hot brunett bangin hot redhead

EVEN MORE bangin hot redhead

[player_not_slayer]

try even more bangin. only blonde

and thats her

[dashhole]

damn!

i'd be jelous but i dont have to be