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[dashhole]

[Friday morning]
[It's just one message after another with this guy.]

hey tilman

tilman

dude

u kno how 2 make an omlate

omlet?

omlay do fromadge

yo can u show me how 2 do this or not

im hungry

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[dashhole]

[Yeah, that's news on him. ] ...Okay, didn't know that, but no, that wasn't it.

Everything goes fine until I try to flip it, but then it falls apart. Then it's just a bunch of scrambled eggs.

[You know, when he doesn't make charcoal entirely. He picks up a piece of cheese and pops it in his mouth.] I mean, I eat 'em anyway, but, y'know? Not really what I was going for.