0.002 | text | filtered to john "kable" tillman (5% filter)

[dashhole]

[Friday morning]
[It's just one message after another with this guy.]

hey tilman

tilman

dude

u kno how 2 make an omlate

omlet?

omlay do fromadge

yo can u show me how 2 do this or not

im hungry

Comments

not here; 1/2

[player_not_slayer]

[Simon's just dicking around in his room when he hears his device chime.

Only wait. It's not his that's going off, cause his is in his pocket.

...The fuck is Kable's handheld doing in his room? And for that matter, where the fuck is Kable and why the flying fuck is he wandering around without his shit?









Okay this constant messaging thing is getting fucking annoying. Must be Heather or something, he can't think of anyone else who would want his attention this fucking badly.

...Or not. Who the hell is this douchefuck?]

text;

[player_not_slayer]

first off, you type like a fuckin 8 year old girl

second, how the fuck do you know Kable

third, it's Tillman. 2 ls not one get it right

text;

[dashhole]

1. eat me
2. met him like the first day here
3. how the fuck would i know that? i never saw it wrote down

how about this

how the fuck do YOU know him?

text;

[sweetmotherofgod]

Your filter sucks.

And he's not a fucking butler.

text;

[dashhole]

i don't want a BUTLER i just want sombody to TEACH ME

engies the teck guy

don't ask me about filters

text;

[sweetmotherofgod]

Or spelling, apparently.

Or manners.

text; 1/2

[dashhole]

fuck do i know from trying to spell that

frog speak ain't my fortay

[Can't argue with the last one...]

2/2

[dashhole]

[Wait a minute.]

u know how to make one?

text; 1/2

[sweetmotherofgod]

It's eggs and cheese. I'd say a moron could make it, but... well.

2/2

[sweetmotherofgod]

If I show you will you quit bugging him?

:3a

[dashhole]

yes

[THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY END IN DISASTER.]

theres like a trick to it

kinda

god save us all

[sweetmotherofgod]

Kitchen.

Come to level 2, I'm not dragging myself to whatever newbie floor you're on.

And if you're not here in fifteen I'm gone.

indeed.

[dashhole]

[He snorts. The elevator's the longest part of any local journey around here. This place needs stairs.]

yea yea

Text

[godofthemachine]

How can I begin to address everything wrong with this entry...

text

[dashhole]

i dunno

u tell me

[godofthemachine]

Spelling. If you wish to communicate through text, accurate spelling will get your message across.

As is, I could barely understand what you were trying to say.

[dashhole]

that takes to long

[godofthemachine]

Good to know what your priorities in life are.

[dashhole]

yup

[amethysts]

1. You're so dumb.

2. Gross, eggs are bird periods. Would you cook up my period?

3. LMAO

4. At least you type like a normal person.

<3

[dashhole]

[LOL LIBBY y u do dis??]

1. ur dumb

2. y u gotta tell me shit like that?

2b. no

2c. thats super gross

3. & 4. sarcasm?????

<3!!

[amethysts]

[...f...ondness? :D?]

1. LOL real original

2. You're the one eating my cousins' periods sicko

3/4. Nope

[logicals]

I don't know why I bothered looking at these texts.
SH

[dashhole]

i dont know why u did neither!

[dashhole]

1. takin a bow rite now

2. can we get off that topic plz

3&4. thanks [You're the first person to not insult it, actually. He's not sure what to make of this.]