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[dashhole]

[Friday morning]
[It's just one message after another with this guy.]

hey tilman

tilman

dude

u kno how 2 make an omlate

omlet?

omlay do fromadge

yo can u show me how 2 do this or not

im hungry

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[player_not_slayer]

his bidness is mine, like I said

and guess I should tell you Kable aint here. I've got his comm and he's probably gone and hoboed out somewhere. like a hobo.

he does that

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[dashhole]

[Pft. Damn.]

sounds like a guy i kno

does he sit around n drink coffee n smoke a lot too??

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[player_not_slayer]

nah, not either of that shit really

he just has a lot of manpain about his family back home. which I don't blame him, his wife's totally hot

[Refuge in audacity; he's maybe hoping that saying shit about Kable's family will summon him from wherever he's disappeared to, even if it means he gets pissed at him for it.]

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[dashhole]

nice

like barbara eden hot or like rachel welch hot? [Obviously, this is the important part.]

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[player_not_slayer]

who

dunno those chicks dude but she's pretty bangin

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[dashhole]

how do u not know that

...anne margret?

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[player_not_slayer]

no bells, man. they people on the ship?

[dashhole]

i fuckin wish! [Not that he'd have a ghost of a chance even then, but that's neither here nor there.]

please tell me u herd of tina louise AT LEAST [Because he's starting to lose faith, man :c]

[player_not_slayer]

nope. can't say i have.

[dashhole]

ur makin me weep

put it this way

bangin hot blond bangin hot brunett bangin hot redhead

EVEN MORE bangin hot redhead

[player_not_slayer]

try even more bangin. only blonde

and thats her

[dashhole]

damn!

i'd be jelous but i dont have to be