[voice]

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown.

As for the people on board this ship itself; if anybody can provide me with the necessary information on who I have to take care of for turning me human and returning home, I will be appreciative and perhaps let you live.

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[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[Complete deadpan.]

Aren't you a fuckin' badbass.

[voice]

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

[Also completely deadpan.]

Only a fool would have trouble understanding a simple statement.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

Oh, I understood it. Looks like it boils dowwn to, "I'm a fuckin' jerkoff wwho thinks he can threaten anyone he wwants."

Guess wwhat, you're not threatenin' me. Perhaps let me livve? Wwhat a fuckin' load. An' anywway, just a quick look at all these wwrigglers screamin' for their friends or wwhatevver wwould havve told you none'a us knoww anythin' right noww. So stop wwastin' my time by actin' like you're some kinda big shark in a lil' aquarium.

[voice]

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should stop squawking like an imbecile and realize I care little about your opinion.

voice;

[of-two.livejournal.com]

-Your relocation has affected your physical form?

voice;

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

[The reply is short and curt.]

Yes.

voice;

[of-two.livejournal.com]

[ he's unperturbed by the tone. if anything, spock finds it efficient. ]

May I inquire as to your natural form?

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

You sound like a charmer. How are you planning to hurt people now that you've 'turned human'?

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

I still retain some of the power I had in my original form.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. Well, Agent Shadow, if you try and hurt any innocent people, don't expect to run around unopposed.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

"Turning me human"?

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

How people fail to understand basic language I'll never know.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

It's usually a pretty good sign that you're failing to communicate if people aren't understanding what you say. Like saying you've been "turned human." What's that even supposed to really mean?

voice;

[harvestsol.livejournal.com]

[ The intimidation is not appreciated. ]

You catch more flies with honey, you know.

voice;

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

[Intimidation is necessary he's sorry to say.]

You also attract more information with threats. Humans are easily scared.

voice;

[harvestsol.livejournal.com]

[ She is the least impressed. ]

Have you ever attempted the other way?

voice;

[in-three.livejournal.com]

You know as much as we do, buddy.

voice;

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

[Dryly:]

Wonderful.

voice;

[in-three.livejournal.com]

But a friendly bit of advice? That probably isn't the best way to go making friends on an alien vessel.

[megamind]

Where's your sense of dramatic timing? At least wait until there's a proper moment of pathos to whip out the death threats! Otherwise there's no tension, no emotive investment in you! People are going to be way to concerned about their situation to give a crap about some dude who also woke up sticky and naked in a tube.

Sheesh, nothing but sophomoric nimrods and wannabe villains so far...

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

I don't care for dramatic timing or anything of the sort.

[megamind]

That's your problem, then. You don't know when to levy a good threat for maximum results!

[sermonize.livejournal.com]

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

A hedgehog.

[sermonize.livejournal.com]

[ uh.... ]