http://hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2011-12-08 05:26 pm

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Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown.

As for the people on board this ship itself; if anybody can provide me with the necessary information on who I have to take care of for turning me human and returning home, I will be appreciative and perhaps let you live.

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[identity profile] umuh.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
You're an evolved hedgehog.

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[identity profile] umuh.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
How is it possible for just three are an evolution of the species? Unless they're all related, and are some kind of severe advantageous mutation or something?

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[identity profile] umuh.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're a fifty year old hedgehog and you know a mutant fox.

Don't tell me there's only a mutant fox around. What about a deer? Or a rat? Maybe a deermouse?

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[identity profile] umuh.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, this is just a little weirder than what I was expecting when I was supposed to be flying to Washington this morning. You're younger than I am, you used to be a mutant hedgehog, and you're making death threats the moment you -- I don't get it. Just a little hard to swallow, that's all.

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[identity profile] umuh.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. That [ helps nothing ] makes you more of an expert at these sort of things than most of us seem to be.