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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown.

As for the people on board this ship itself; if anybody can provide me with the necessary information on who I have to take care of for turning me human and returning home, I will be appreciative and perhaps let you live.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

It's usually a pretty good sign that you're failing to communicate if people aren't understanding what you say. Like saying you've been "turned human." What's that even supposed to really mean?

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Simply put it means I was not human before I arrived on this ship.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

What were you?

[ Riiiight. Another "pony?" ]

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

A hedgehog.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

Those round little animals with all the spines?

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's how we originated, yes.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

You're an evolved hedgehog.

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Artificially created, if you want to get technical, but there are two others who are evolutions of the species.

...Pardon. Three. I forget about the girl.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

How is it possible for just three are an evolution of the species? Unless they're all related, and are some kind of severe advantageous mutation or something?

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

I'm unsure. I was only created fifty years ago.

You'd be better off asking the mutant fox. If he was here.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

You're a fifty year old hedgehog and you know a mutant fox.

Don't tell me there's only a mutant fox around. What about a deer? Or a rat? Maybe a deermouse?

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Technically fifteen. I spent fifty years in a prison much like the one we woke up in.

I know sarcasm when I read it.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, this is just a little weirder than what I was expecting when I was supposed to be flying to Washington this morning. You're younger than I am, you used to be a mutant hedgehog, and you're making death threats the moment you -- I don't get it. Just a little hard to swallow, that's all.

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[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can understand. I've woken up in such similar facilities before and under hostile incidents. Naturally my reaction would be to act before assessing the situation.

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

Of course. That [ helps nothing ] makes you more of an expert at these sort of things than most of us seem to be.