http://hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2011-12-08 05:26 pm

[voice]

Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown.

As for the people on board this ship itself; if anybody can provide me with the necessary information on who I have to take care of for turning me human and returning home, I will be appreciative and perhaps let you live.
megamind: (Sotto Voce)

[personal profile] megamind 2011-12-08 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Where's your sense of dramatic timing? At least wait until there's a proper moment of pathos to whip out the death threats! Otherwise there's no tension, no emotive investment in you! People are going to be way to concerned about their situation to give a crap about some dude who also woke up sticky and naked in a tube.

Sheesh, nothing but sophomoric nimrods and wannabe villains so far...
megamind: (Bwah?)

[personal profile] megamind 2011-12-08 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's your problem, then. You don't know when to levy a good threat for maximum results!
megamind: (Bored)

[personal profile] megamind 2011-12-09 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you're okay with substandard work getting substandard results, more power to you.
megamind: (Arrogant)

[personal profile] megamind 2011-12-09 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Even if I did, your petty, meaningless threats would never get them from me!
megamind: (Smarmy)

[personal profile] megamind 2011-12-09 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
If you can't discern my identity, that is your problem.
Edited 2011-12-09 08:03 (UTC)