captains log | 008 | text

[goldshirt]

[despite everything going on, Jim knows there are people antsy about what's been happening and finding safe places to be, and what way to make people safer than a] put them in a protected place he can watch them and b] put the more nervous in a room full of people they feel can protect them? as such, he sends out this mass text:]

Fight Club, Holodeck 3.

Spectators welcome.

Demons will be turned away at the door.

[which really means their asses will be stuck in a devil's trap and they'll be dealt with accordingly.]

Comments

[coffeeking]

We should compare notes.

He was possessed since last jump. Didn't know what to do about it and made a bad mistake trying to help. Castiel and Winchester fixed it. Jack's better, but we're both a little rough. Not up for company.

[consulting]

Maybe.

Bad mistake? What did you try doing?
Also affection evident in your wording/structuring.
You and he?

SH

[coffeeking]

Not my place to say much. Sorry. Involves sensitive information. He might tell you himself one day if he trusts you.

Thought it was obvious.

[consulting]

Jack and I are barely acquainted.
Nice coat, though.

If it was, I've probably deleted it.
I don't normally concern myself with this sort of trivialities.

SH

[coffeeking]

You could become better acquainted. Just compliment the coat and you'll make inroads. Everyone likes the coat.

[consulting]

The authenticity of the WWII detailing is interesting.
I like coats, I surmise the same way you and Caffrey
enjoy your suits.

SH

{ Just gonna shamelessly admit he's been creeping on your boyfriend's coat. ]

[coffeeking]

It is authentic. I tracked it down myself.

Now if I could just get a suit for myself, I'd be happy. And I would contemplate less about stealing one from Caffrey.

[ He doesn't mind. He very personally understands creeping on the coat. ]

[consulting]

Have you asked him if he could lend you one?
Provided it's not the Devore, I know he has a spare.

SH

[coffeeking]

But what if I want the Devore?

[consulting]

No.

SH

[coffeeking]

Fond of it, are you?

[consulting]

As fond of it as you are.
I'll help you steal/bargain for the others.

SH

[coffeeking]

Now there's an offer. I may just take you up on that.

Is he fond of coffee?

[consulting]

He has coffee beans.

SH

[ Aww, Ianto. Sherlock realizes you may want to punch Neal's inventory in the face. ]

[coffeeking]

What doesn't he have?

[SO. JELLY.]

[consulting]

A certificate of no criminal convicton.

SH

[ BADUMP-TSSSSSSSSSS. ]

[coffeeking]

[HA!]

If I could connect to the servers on Earth, I could wipe that for him. Sadly, we're a few thousand million lightyears out of range.

[consulting]

I'd have more important priorities then fixing that if I could connect to Earth's serves.
Like check if the hit counter on John's blog is still broken.
So, what do you do Ianto?
I'd love to give a proper deduction but I don't think we've ever met outside of the network.

SH

[coffeeking]

I used to catch rogue aliens and alien artifacts that fell through a temporal rift in Cardiff. On occasion, I helped save the world. I think all that's a bit of a moot point here, though.

okay wrong icon. hahah.

[consulting]

You're having me on.
Nothing happens in Cardiff.

SH

[coffeeking]

[You can't see it, Sherlock, but this is Ianto laughing.]

And we make sure to keep everyone believing that.