captains log | 008 | text

[goldshirt]

[despite everything going on, Jim knows there are people antsy about what's been happening and finding safe places to be, and what way to make people safer than a] put them in a protected place he can watch them and b] put the more nervous in a room full of people they feel can protect them? as such, he sends out this mass text:]

Fight Club, Holodeck 3.

Spectators welcome.

Demons will be turned away at the door.

[which really means their asses will be stuck in a devil's trap and they'll be dealt with accordingly.]

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[unfiltrating]

Soooooo... Age limits? :D

[totallyhisniece]

I'm gonna kick your ass.

So it'll be just like home! Aww.

[goldshirt]

None.

[consulting]

First rule.

SH

[the_vishual]

'Do not interfere with the works of God?'

[goldshirt]

No weapons.

[lethalforce]

Don't talk about Fight Club.

[entrapments]

Is also the second rule.

[widowing]

a bit late for that, don't you think?

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[widowing]

so they're still being dealt with?

[ subtext: is this really the best idea if they are? ]

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[goldshirt]

Until I hear differently from Dean.

[yes and yes.]

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[wiretap]

trap
or tension?

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[goldshirt]

Both.

[he doesn't know if she's infected or not, but he doesn't see a reason to pretend it's anything it's not.]

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[swagneto]

And you're choosing to do this now, why?

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[goldshirt]

That would be telling.

Feeling better?

[yeah he followed all of that wank, Magneto...]

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[target]

so tell me, cap. do you like to watch?

fucking trolls B|

[goldshirt]

[unfortunately jim knows how to handle trolls]

That depends: is mud or jello involved?

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[puppydogeyes]

You fighting?

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[goldshirt]

Not today, unfortunately.

[audio]

[testgasm]

Unbelievable.

[audio]

[goldshirt]

[there's a smile in his voice.]

I take it you aren't coming.

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[entrapments]

Can I bring popcorn?

[goldshirt]

Bring enough to share.

[purrfectlycute]

[ she can't help but think that whatever a fight club is, equius would love to be a member of it. ]

:33 < are you gonna be fighting robots?

[goldshirt]

We're fresh out of those.

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[20mentholkools]

Fight club.

[Really, Kirk?]

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[goldshirt]

It was the first thing we thought of!

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[cutsofftheirlimbs]

Might spectate. Might fight. Will have to leave the RIG at home, though.

Be good to relieve some tension.

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[goldshirt]

That's the intention.

...RIG?

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[darkholme]

So how does this work for new members, do we just show up?

[goldshirt]

Yep.

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[unparental]

How about vampires? Do we get turned away at the door, too?

[ SHE'S TOTALLY JOKING SEE HER GRIN okay, there's a little bit of anxiety, too. ]

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[goldshirt]

Demons are the only ones not allowed in our treehouse.

[audio]

[marriedwinchester]

Fight club. What's that? [She has to ask although she has a pretty good idea already.]

[audio]

[goldshirt]

A bunch of us get together and do a few rounds of throw down. Mostly it's for exercise.

We welcome anyone wanting to learn to fight, too, though.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Tell me this is more than an excuse for physical violence.

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[goldshirt]

[Jim grins.]

It's exercise.

And you really never know when you might need to get a little rough in space.

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[doomhoops]

Fight club? Like a boxing club? [ i am 1962 and what is Tyler Durden ]

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[goldshirt]

Boxing, mixed martial arts. Bring what you have.

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[grndnpnd]

Good call.

[ Tommy doesn't quite smile, but it's close. Little does he know he's going to get attacked by a werewolf instead, but oh well. ]

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[goldshirt]

I try.