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[DUN DUN DUUUUUN! A masked vigilante appears on the screen. She has some very blonde hair and-- are those bat ears? She's also talking a mile a minute.]

Okay, so.... okay. We're obviously on a ship. In... space? With assigned numbers and communication devices. This would be a lot cooler if I knew the why and the how and the potential dangers. Mostly the why. Anybody get a 'why' yet? Not expecting something for nothing here, so...

Hey! I'm Batgirl. Would anyone mind giving me a tour?

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Bat... what?

Batgirl. Crime fighter extraordinaire? Gotham's sweetheart? Okay, I made that last one up, but it could totally catch on.

Nice mask.

Are you on drugs or something? Not judging, but there's kind of no such thing as a Batgirl.

No such thing? Where have you been since forever? There's been a Batgirl since ... forever.

[There's been TWO Batgirls before her as it is!]

Wait. So you know Gotham?

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Locked 100% FOR NO REASON SHH

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Locked 100% HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS LOCK THING

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Locked 100% IT'S MAGIC SHHH

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Locked 100% YOU KIDS AND YOUR TECHNOLOGY

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what is

That's not even a thing!

What. The. Fuck.

Dude, if I knew, I'd tell you.

I can't even. There's no such thing, right?

batlocked is already a perfect thing don't ruin it

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Arrowpunch to your FACE

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arrowjust cuz you're jealous doesn't mean arrowlock can happen STOP TRYING TO MAKE ARROWLOCK HAPPEN

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OH IT'S A THING NOW ARROWLOCK 1000000%

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WOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL MATH

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And then their broship ended over arrowlock. It's just that powerful

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"what's so great about batlock HMM arrowlock is just as cute as batlock"

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and everyone should totally just STAB BATLOCK

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artemis crock... had cracked.

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ihu :(

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YES IT IS! it is very much a thing!

how would you even know what is and is not a thing!?

It is not a thing! There's Batman and Robin but there's no... girls!

Not cuz of anything personal, it's just kinda consequential that it's strictly dudes. But still.

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Maybe they just aren't into the caped crusader thing in space, kiddo.

excuse me? kiddo?!

pretty sure caped crusaders spend a good chunk of their time in space. Who even is this?

Not unless you're Superman.

Which I can see you aren't.

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:33 < a batgirl!
:33 < i mean
:33 < *a batgirl?! ac gasps to herself*
:33 < *inwardly she pawnders if this makes her a catgirl*
:33 < *if so, the newly-dubbed catgirl pounces on the batgirl, but dont worry, its a furiendly gesture!*
:33 < *cats and bats arent natural enemies as fur as she knows*
:33 < *even if they were she would make exceptions* X33

[What. is. happening.]

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roleplaying?

:33 < what do you think ;33
:33 < *ac playfully bats at the bat*

[ SURELY THAT IS A SUFFICIENT ANSWER. ]

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[ ... He's not quite sure what to make of that, but his curiosity gets the better of him. Oxford is only familiar with the Batman variant, and even then it is only by name and existence within fiction and little else. ]

Batgirl?

That's my name, don't wear it out!

... [NICE ONE, STEPH! Way to make a first impression as a seven-year-old!]

Uh... I mean, can I help you?

[ Oxford makes no effort to conceal his light laughter, though it's not at all malicious or meant unkindly. ]

Only with curiosity, as I think I might be of more assistance to you in general. [ A thoughtful pause. ] You'll likely be disappointed in the answer to why, I'm afraid - so far there doesn't seem to be one, though I'm sure you're welcome to contribute a theory.

I'm getting really sick of people telling me I'm imaginary.]

The Bat-Man has no accomplices, let alone a girl.

... is there a problem?

[Please don't tell her she doesn't exist! She can't take it anymore!]

You're Batgirl.
Like. The real. Oh my god this is-

This is like the coolest thing that has ever happened to me in the history of ever!

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BATLOCKED 100% FROM THE FANGIRL

Arrowlocked 100%? Is that a thing?

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[text] ALL OF CRANE'S NOPES.

[text] WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY FIST?

[text] THEY SCREAM AND THEY CRY AND--OH GOD NOT THE FACE

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